Nice colour production and well laid out as well. Good article about Cocky on page fourteen. Nice history on Dumfries and Heston Rovers and pen pictures of the home squad for this season.

I especially liked the article n the bricking up of the outside perimeter wall to enable Glencaple to host Scottish Cup football. All this for £2 is good value for money

It certainly is quality .The page fourteen article is the stuff of legend.Here are a few quotes from the "new Torres" ;
Holiday resort ? ..."Palnackie, and abroad Heston Island".
Car ?....."not passed test but have a moped".
Previous clubs ? ....."slazenger pro juniors (£89 at Argos)"
Pre match meal ?....."cocopops and warm milk, and a bannana sandwich (no crusts).
This season ?...."its down to me really, if the club accepts a bid for me they are no hopers".
Ambitions ? ..."to finish a full pint".

This poor lad is never going to live down what he's said on here. He will get a heluva of abuse at some SoSL grounds this season.

Wait til he comes down to your ground then.............

you'll see how bad a player he really is, sunday amateur player at best!