Welcome to "The City And Royal Burgh Of Dunfermline"- The sign says it all so laugh all you want.Compared to Lino Town it's paradise- The Glen,Abbey Historical quarter etc

We are indeed the Kings Of Fife in recent years and also historically with 2 Scottish cup wins and over 50 European ties.

Never knew you had a love in with Scumkirk but granted they are currently better than us.Dont know how they're ten times the team we are though.Think you've been sniffing noxious fumes from the Lino factory.

Never fcuking mind when they last beat Falkirk, when was the last time they qualified for Europe by actually winning something as opposed to coming runners up?

Kings of Fife, yuk yuk giud yin!

The only King that ever hailed from Dumflum was Charles I, all the other tossers are mere peasants and pushers.

City my hairy hoop! That is why we all call you Townies, deluded hauf wits, no more no less!

Well you seem to remind me so much like East Fife fan's going on about how many cup's they won, and again these thing's happened before i was born. And again you've played in European football. Atleast when we were in Europe we WERE beaten by an illustrious team. Not like FK Haken, who in my opinion are part time mediochre shite.

When was the last time THE BLACK AND WHITE SHITE beat Falkirk.

Falkirk are in the SPL and you are not. Is it simply because you have no derby and the fact is, if you don't get promoted your kinda fucked.

Christ the Falkirk love in continues.We beat them December 31 2005.Hardly ancient is it considering we never played them last year.When is the last time you beat the mighty Pars?Working in the city of Dunfermline you must realise Pars fans dont give a f**k about Raith.The hatreds all on your side which you usually get with wee teams jealous of their bigger neighbours.

Christ the Falkirk love in continues.We beat them December 31 2005.Hardly ancient is it considering we never played them last year.When is the last time you beat the mighty Pars?Working in the city of Dunfermline you must realise Pars fans dont give a f**k about Raith.The hatreds all on your side which you usually get with wee teams jealous of their bigger neighbours.

Pish your FUCKING obsessed with us CLOWN SHOES.

Clown Shoes Wounded to the core I am.Anyway got to go now.Enjoyed talking to you bitter wee team fans.I'm sure your going to wish us well in the CIS tonight as once again it's left to the big Fife club to keep the flag flying for the Kingdom.

I'm sure your going to wish us well in the CIS tonight as once again it's left to the big Fife club to keep the flag flying for the Kingdom.

A cup we have already won when it meant something

Paul Mcmanus will be available to the hapless Rovers for penalty taking coaching!

you fife gretna c--ts are just that c--ts and are now getting boring with your deluded anti raith rantings

For what I am continually told is 'the biggest club in Fife' the attendance last Saturday at San Starko was pretty paltry! How many were there at the end?

The townies have got to be the biggest and the Lino boys are about on a 'par' (sorry) with us

Paul Mcmanus will be available to the hapless Rovers for penalty taking coaching!

you fife gretna c--ts are just that c--ts and are now getting boring with your deluded anti raith rantings

still waiting on a answer cock breath , im waiting still waiting! Whats your average home attendance? 3rd time of asking! dont be shy come on you can do it.

Paul Mcmanus will be available to the hapless Rovers for penalty taking coaching!

fife thread for this pish

are you there babemagnet hello! hello are you there!

you fife gretna c--ts are just that c--ts and are now getting boring with your deluded anti raith rantings

thats all u ever post,fife thread for this pish ur a moron!

i should be prime ministe mate id do a beter job than that clown brown and send all the foriners back home and rebuild hadrians wall if hes so good why does he not put money into the club and make us a force again if hes so special were dropping to many points at home and its just not good we shoud be beeting teams like east fife and stirling albion with our eyes shut but no we have to do it the hard way every time

You must stand in the Glenrothes by-election mate. you can stand on an agenda to include free soap for us underwashed types in Cooden, the forced deportation of all Methil bottom loving tinks and the building of a twenty foot fence around Berwick-Upon- Tweed to keep that lot doon there where they belong mate. You are bound to get elected and can collect a handsome salary while ripping aff your constitueunts ( voters mate ) and smoking loads of herbal cigs. Has to be a winner mate .

you fife gretna c--ts are just that c--ts and are now getting boring with your deluded anti raith rantings

yip but theres a thread for all the aliases to slag each other

Coo could even be your deputy

Deputy Coo????. Im loving it !!!!. All monkeys would of course be required to have a licence, be castrated and live within their home environment of the Methil rainforrest .

Christ, that would wipe out most of cowdunbeef

But then the new Cowden superbeing would emerge and create new pies with mushroom and brie fillings .

f**k pies. We want paninis!!

Now you have gone too far my friend !!!!!!. Cyril will have something to say about this i am sure. Away to watch Dexter so save further blasphemy for another occasion as i need to show up at work tomorrow and pretend that i give a sh1t . Yes i am a Cowden fan with a wee jobbie ! and i don't mean the ones which are deposited on Central Parks toilet floors .

nope i dont think so

Fukkin babe magnet - he attracts the auld hoors in iron corsets seen around methil docks?

You've seen them as well?
Well worth the 3 quid mate. Don't knock it till ya tried it i tells ya.