Very exciting

meh!

As long as there's no soaps...

Yes, I read about this amongst other things.
Ruined the keyboard with drink though when Div wished 'Greenock Morton' all the best for the coming season.
Dangers of mail merge, eh?

I do wish Morton all the best, ideally I'd love both St.Mirren and Morton to be in the SPL together. It would be fantastic to have the derby days back on the calendar again

The soap dodging weedgies wouldn't want them...

Free???????????

Surely only for the Platiners?

The P&B Scum shouldn't get ought for nought.

I can't agree, but I do concur.

Free for everyone

What exactly is it though? What is the format etc? How will it work?

I will be presenting a weekly episode of The Side-Boob Hour.

Can't wait to see that! What will be on it though?

Will we get to see Dicksons side boob?

Wait and see. It launches in August.

Contract has been signed

What she said!

Makes you wonder what show could P & B ,rs could host.. Mr Burgandy, Politics perhaps?

Ill happily do any travel progs.

Can I do a chat show!? Or the weather...

Bagsy doing Jeremy Kyle / Trisha style thing

1st guest would be Supras asking simply what went wrong with his education. He will then go off stage and appear another 3 times each as another alias.

2nd show would be a psychic special with getting in touch with those ghoulish p and b'rs. Firstly the ghost of djn, the spectre, then the big finale would be a battle between our two annoying ghosts.

Will there be programing in Gaelic?!

Can i have a show where i look at nice caravans?

Or give me a comedy show.. I'm funny as f**k.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?


A fish.


See?

Are you going to surprise us with a weekly highlights programme, including all SFL games?



Or am I hoping for too much?

P&B TV will launch in August so you'll need to wait and see what we're broadcasting

You are asking a little too much for day 1, but I think our members will enjoy the service

Ah, so THATS why you got rid of the nightshift...take out the competition eh..

So do we find out more tommorow then?

Can I do the news or weather

Still maybe 1 or even 2 weeks away from going live but it will be here in August

Can we get some information on what to expect tommorow then?

As per Div's post, you can expect nothing tomorrow!

If it's anything like B&WA TV, it will be youtube-style clips of old football matches.

A mere coincidence. P&B TV is nothing like that

You''ll just need to wait and see

I'll do Countdown, but for nothing less than £900,000 a year...

A 90% pay-cut is quite steep though

I hope to God there are no reality type shows? And can we have a glamorous blonde/brunette with a 'warm front' to do the weather?

She doesn't have the chebs to justify that salary.
I do.

Baggsy reading the news. I am a younger David Robertson, only less of a twat.

Does Lorraine Kelly get a slot?

Any talk of Lorraine Kelly's slot should be re-scheduled to P&B TV's version of 'Babestation'.

Fine. And I'll even overlook the fact she's a Dundee United fan.