does brian reid command enough respect to have a ned young team named after him?
it can be called BRYT.

surely this is a good idea?
neds would stay indoors playing FM trying to emulate him instead of roaming the streets.

There can be like a weekly prize during the season were the winning BRYT member gets to sit next to Brian Reid on the team bus and stand next to him in the dugout.
All members get a thumbs up from the man himself.

No more envious glances at scott mackenzie.

Not much to do in Ayr these days by the look of things.

It lags well behind Stranraer as the entertainment capital of the South West coast.

What does that stand for?

Brian Reid Young Team

Count me in!



(I can't believe you actually answered that Karen)

Brian Reid's Youth Theatre.

It's a new initiative by the Ayr gaffer to get the neds off the streets.

Bravo, says this commentator.

DOH

no no no BRYT = Brian Reid's Young Team.
but yes this scheme will get neds and other youngsters off the streets and give them someone to look up to.

who wants to join?

Who the f**k is Brian Reid???

you, my friend, are beyond redemption

Why? I'm a helpful wee soul really.

One of the countless scores of shitey center halfs that have been employed by your lot.

Re the BRYT how young do you have to be ?

At least your man enough to admit it

As shite threads/topics go this is the mutts nutts!! fuckwit!!

Young enough to roam the streets.


dont envy my idea please. u can join if you like.

Will there be cider at group meetings?

My son would love to join, do you allow these ?

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Too right

If it had an address it would be

Shite Thread
1 Not Funny Avenue
Pointlessville
Crap City
KRP 8BShite

Would the BRYT get allocated a special spot up at the seggie fence at Somerset?

yes but not blackthorns, it is rank. more strongbow/magners/bulmers and the like.


Yes, he can be our tank when we go to batter f**k out of jim jeffries silly squad.


aye m8.

I'm not joining then. Can't be doing with these flashy ciders, all fur coat and no knickers. You know where you are with Blackthorn. Usually over the toilet barfing.

More of a K Cider man myself, in my Cider days.

Count me in.

if you want blackthorns you can bring some if you like. its just that i do not reccomend blackthorns over the pre-mentioned other ciders.

you want to join?

Aye, okay. I'll be your honorary grandad.

good good

btw all those who diss us we duff you up for treachery ok?

Mad mental Silly Squwad on top non stop ya bass

You would think that of course, but you are wrong.

Anyhow, I'm off down the town center. Don't follow me, or I'll duff you up in Debenhams.

I'll be in the Kyle Centre with the troops.

The more erudite among Ayr United supporters prefer Perry to the rather vulgar Cider, Poire if your supplier can manage, ferme of course.

Bugger that 8% Zummerzet Scrumpy for me...the kind of stuff that stops your legs moving. REAL zoider.

When does the season start?

Well seen you post that when I'm offski.
You like the Kyle Center do you?

Omega Cider!

You can have ANY drink you want. Cider was just an example.

If there is Killie fans using the Kyle centre then I think it should be shut down!
Why should we put the resident kyle centre rats at risk?

I don't even use the Kyle Center LOL

Buckfast lad, you want to join? You can drink your namesake if you want.

Count me in Brian, you are truely GOD!

Anyone like to guess the joint IQ of the creater and his fellow BRYT boys

They really need to get you boys out in ayr more

What happened to the good days of injecting heroin, drinking buckfast and mugging old ladys

Your chairman was imprisoned.

Winner gets to sit next to Brian Reid on the bus to East Stirling.

We are not a sexist organisation so lassies can join also.