Used to be a big fan of Saturday afternoon wrestling in the days when I was too young to attend away games and United/Hibs were playing at home.

You could keep yer Big Daddys and Giant Haystacks the main man for me was Mick Mcmanus with his superior power, strength and classic submission hold.

I would suggest with the Mighty Dees latest signing we will soon be performing our own submission hold over the rest of division with the Pars and the Villagers in a headlock, QOS on the canvass with a dark blue boot over their throat and dear old Partick Thistle out of it and requiring urgent medical attention.

Come on submit.

I'll raise you your Mick McManus



With a man who looks like a 1980s footballer in Rollerball Mark Rocco.

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And yet you humour them by bringing it back to the top of the board where as if you'd just left it it would have been off the bottom of the board by now.

yeah yeah.....