I'd appreciate it if you could give me an indication of how many appearances Roddy's made for the first team and how many goals he's scored. Thanks.

Eight league appearances and no goals according to Soccerbase. I am sure he is brilliant though.

1 start plus 5 sub appearances in the league, and 1 start in the Scottish Cup. Yet to score a competitive goal, though he got a double after coming on as a sub against Great Yarmouth yesterday.

Cheers.

What CK said.

Hopefully he's bulked up a little, could be a good player this season.

Still only 18 I think.

Why do you wan't to know (something your not telling us )

I quite fancied bumming him, but I only target ten-goal-a-season strikers.

Nah, there's somebody better in the reserves.

I have been very impressed with him he has loads of ability and potential and i believe he could have a good future in the game.
I would like to see a lot more of him this season, as has already been said he will need to bulk up.

Where is Steph McConalogue these days?

Last time I saw him he was trying to chat me up in The Loft.

Meaning: If he joins Thistle I'll call him a fat b*****d first chance I get.

Did you get a reacharound?

Set one up for the first team. Against Montrose.

Nice couple of goals yesterday.

It didn't get that far. The closest we've ever came to full sex was when he sat on my shoulders after the Peterhead promotion game and his (not insignificant) member was battering against the back of my skull.

You have gone so far over the line that you will struggle to find your way back with this statement.

This homosexual forum is going to ruin the way I grow up

How so?

He wanted to find out the old fashioned way

Yeah, of course at 18 and looking like a stiff breeze could knock him over, Roddy is going to start the majority of games . He obviously has yet to reach the heady heights of Mark Roberts prolific goal tally.

What are you talking about?

HI RODDY!!!!! *waves to Roddy*

Just would rather be straight when I'm older, thank you. This over-enthusiastic homosexualism is past funny and rather unappealing to me.

I also see that Dorado has stopped winking at you and is now offering you his tongue. Are you going to take it or are you just waiting for other guys on here to announce that they're coming out of the closet?

Christ, everyone's rather touchy today, aren't they?

Listen son, if you're gay, you're gay, it's not something you grow into, like an oversized new coat, and reading about oversized members on a football forum isn't going to transorm you into Kenneth fucking Williams. If me and Fife Saint's genial gay banter is proving to overwhelming for you, there's a simple solution - the ignore function.

Wah-hey!!!!

Nope not touchy at all my friend just making a point (that innuendo made me laugh however). Usually I don't have a problem with your banter as everyone does it at some point but this thread saw you take it over the top.

Your posts are usually fair and well thought out so I see no need for the ignore function just yet