Heston Rovers won again today with a comprehensive 5-3 win over max thistle! We are playing the Balmoral bombers on tuesday nyt @ Norfolk Park, Glencaple 7 o'clock Kick Off! Come down and support the boys!! If u wan't 2 see the future stars of the Southern Counties come along!!!!! Cocky is currently being scouted by many sides and has strolled through the first two games, banging in 2 goals and 2 assists! Raymond Boyd has the boys ticking although todays 2nd half performance was well below par. A special shout for Stevie Walker who put in an excellent shift filling the water bottles for the boys!! That's all he's good for these days!

aye, ma dad was at the game and said you'se were 4-0 up at half time but the second half performance let you'se down! He was cutting the grass!

That is very accurate m8, did he also tell u Cocky put in a man of the match performance????

He doesnt know who you are!

I pumped the 2nd and 4th goals in!!

He says he remembers you and you played well!

Would it not make sense for a team looking to make an impact in the south league to be playing better south teams, east of scotland or league teams, and not playing saturday and sunday amateur teams?

Heston are no more than an average amateur side, and i think you'll struggle in the south league! Did you have the same 98 players turn up again today?

Who else are you's playing? The girl guides?

Bloody hell you must be good Cocky!!!!! Just imagine the intrest in you increasing if you score against the Bombers!!!!!

Actually m8 ur way off the mark were palyn sum decent teams the nw and then playn a junior team from Perth nxt sat, if u wanna eat ur words cum and hv a look, u probably coudnt play 4 langlands never mind bammi'n my boys up!!

M8 my father couldn't lace ma boots!!!

you may be in the S.F.L. before the season starts at this rate...maybe better alert the Sunday Mail and Post about this phenomenon!!!!!!!!!! just in time for the world cup qualifiers too.....thank god

Could he spell 'my boots', though?

Graham Harkness - I am beeter than Gary O' Connor!!

Obviously not???

Take it this boy may be son of Stuart?

Correct although it's Stewart not Stuart!!!

My mistake sorry Stewart would never have been on a site like this bumming himself up,your dad was and probably still is a gentleman.If you have half your dads talent you will do well and we will all wait with baited breath for the rave reviews in the papers and solway press before you get your big move

Is this your agent trying to line up a big money move????

Setting yourself up for a fall old boy talking about yourself like that especially as it was only against Max.
Remember its a different ball game when it kicks off next Saturday careful you don`t end up getting shafted every week and looking like a Penis!

are you actually going to turn up for all the games this season,heard last year you only turned up if it was a nice day and and the games were in a 20 mile radius of dumfries,and when you actually played you only lasted 30 mins before fannying off wae a sore groin when the going got tough.you couldnae lace big walkers boots never mind your fathers.when you've scored over 20 goals at the end o the season and actually won something then you can bum yourself up.ave seen you play, aye you've got the makings of a good player but unfortunately son you've got a lot to learn,respect for a start,big boydy n co will not stand your antics that i heard of last season you'll just not play and you'll end up playing for one of those teams you's have so easily disposed of in pre season.anyway prove us all wrong,i'll be the first to congratulate you,stick in.

I thought Pie & Bovril was a football forum. So why are you all talking about this Heston netball team?
Or maybe we could start talking about the pub league for a bit. About the same standard.

Bit harsh mate,think Mr Boyd should be given a chance to see what Heston bring to the party.....maybe start with bringing his loose cannons into line....wish Heston all the best but please let them do the talking on the park and not off it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh dear, this thread is cringe worthy! I'll await hearing the bump as Heston come crashing back down to earth! Max Thistle ... what next ... Partick Thistle!

Heston got beat by the Balmoral 7-3 last night as far as i'm told.

They won 7-3 I believe.

lol, i agree, very cringe worthy. would it not be better to bum yourself and your team up after you've actually done something in football worth bumming about! lol. i look forward to seeing this 'cocky' in the south league this season , after all it may only be a short time that we are graced by his presence in our league if he is to be believed , the scouts will be flocking!

in my experience of playing and watching football i have learned that the really good players dont actually need to come out and tell everyone how good they are , they do their talking on the pitch and its other people who actually tell them how good they are. so i'l look forward to finding out this season if this player is as good as he says or if he is just another young gun who believes his own hype!

Yeah they did

Cocky by name Cocky by nature it would seem. a young lad who seems to think this heston team are going to take the south league by storm. i would agree with a previous comment that this team are no better than an average amatuer team. the worst part of it is abbey vale will no longer be the whipping boys of that league and will more or less own heston this season.

speaking of which the only way this cocky will be targeted is from a teams manager who wants him put in the air for his cockiness, players who talk a good game generally dont end up playing a good game but we will see.

Thats if he hasn't already been signed up by an S.F.L side or even Real Madrid after he demolished the mighty Max Thistle all by himself! I'm guessing he got all 7 against the Bombers?

Or maybe all 3?

The bombers BEAT Heston 7-3!

No, they didnt. I was at the game and it finished 7-3 TO heston!

Abbey Vale the whipping boys! far from it
I look forward to playing against your team now almost as much as I am looking forward to playing against the mighty Heston with their superstar striker

My mistake! I was told by a bombers player that they won! Last time i believe what he says!

whos that?

Won 3-2 yesterday in Perth I am told. Cocky with two goals.........

Any truth that St Johnstone had a scout there? I'm told by a reliable source they were watching someone in the team Heston were playing, Will Cocky have caught there eye?

i heard this also,

just think.....cocky playing against queens in his dads old stomping ground. im sure they are looking for a winger and i reckon he may just slip into the1st team right away.

St J had a somone there....................unfortunately it was St Johns Ambulance Service.

who the hell does this young boy think he is.. wait until he comes up against some of the south league defenders he wont no what has hit him. all his boasting is doing is winding every defender in the league up. he will be lucky not to get injured the way hes shouting his mouth off.... TUBE.

From Friday's Perthshire Advertiser preview of Saturday's friendlies:

"Luncarty take on Heston Rovers who hail from Dumfries where they play in the South of Scotland Amateur League and are one of its better teams."

Have I missed something here or has Cocky been mouthing off to Perthshire journos too?

Played with Cocky at school. He must of improved dramatically, or maybe found a pair of Jimmy Grimbles old magic boots.

haha classic.


i say we stop posting in this thread it is giving heston far too much limelight for my likeing, heston will finish in the bottom 3. i wonder what odds id get on that. not ery good ones id suspect.