Marvin Andrews will sign for East Fife in December, he will be taking up a player coach role at Bayview. He should be on the road to fitness by then, he will have to work hard to push Smart and Tweed for a place in the team though.

I look forward to you paying him a lot of mney to get rid of him when jabba the hut finds out about the football manager editor

Cool.

He'll be on £200 a week.

FAIL

I heard it was £800 a month.

Plus 2 lesbians a month for sacrificial purposes.

Shouldn`t be too hard to find in Kennoway.

Lesbians in Kennoway ? Thall be a first.

You clearly don't know Kennoway very well

My two sisters are lesbians and i stay in kennoway. I will offer Marv their services when he arrives.

I rest my case



edited to note, i have nothing against lesbians in the slightest, although i can't say the same for big Marv.

Take it Kevin Fotheringham will be welcoming him with open arms.

<YAWN>

1/10

Missionary work. The power of christ compels you!

Well, that was shite.

Actually, the pair played together at Raith and I always thought they were a little too close for their own good.

Oh, and very poor russki boy!

It seems you know it better then me, but we wont go there

So the big guy upstairs is sending Big Marv to Methil eh???? I can just hear it.

"Go forth my son and save the souls of the Methilights, lead them from eternal damnation into the light, let them be forgiven for their sins. What’s that?? No my son we don’t do miracles to cure leprosy anymore. It’s called STD now and just send them to Boots for some antibiotics. Go now my son the bald fat one known as the anti Christ is at work. Jesus, you know what? I wish I still had Mother Theresa on the ground. She’s used to working in third world conditions"

Except you won't have many...........

Believe it or not people, we now have another RaithSaltire/Republic_of_Scotland alias!

Boring.

Incidentally, the Collins English dicionary defines 'infatuation' as being 'carried away by an intense and unreasoning passion for someone or something'. I was going to look up 'obsessive' but I don't think you're quite there yet.

My advice would be to give up on these tedious fishing expeditions and just satisfy yourself with taking 10 points off us next season. (I think we'll get a draw at Bayview)

This has been done before (and much better I might add) by my alias.....

Clicky

All the posts by that user seem to have gone but I'm sure you all remember the thread

0 bites, not up to you're usual standards boy!

I learned this morning who put you up to this! Must say i wasn't surprised!

I think the russian has the wrong Andrews.He ,meant Julie Andrews

What you on about fannybaws?

What an appropriate post. Sums up Mon the Rovers, Michael W, rw98 and Paco by the sound of things................ Sit pulling off while trying their best to post stalk me..........I'm not allowed to have opinions you see.

I've not been near my PC for a while due to more important things (I know a lot of you will struggle to understand that there are more things in life than a football forum.) Incidentally, I am NOT Republic_Of_Scotland, but I do know him. It is he who told me to look at certain posts, including this one.

By the way, what other person is supposedly me?

Exactly my thoughts too. We sometimes do use the same PC though, which is where a bit of Paco's 'confusion' might come from.

Do you both live in a castle, wear kilts, and talk about killing the English?

Woohoo! publicity!

So it's just a coincidence that Republic_Of_Scotland started posting the day you stopped posting for a while is it? It must also be coincidence that you two share the same posting style and the same view point on everything.

No-one has ever said you aren't allowed to have opinions. If you come out with ridiculous statements like you have, then you're going to be ridiculed with them. As far as I'm concerned, post what you want, as I won't have to read you're posts after this

The Stig is also "supposedly" you. Again, same posting style and views.

As for this supposed "stalking" I suggest you put the lot of us on ignore if you can't be arsed with us.

Piece out.

Tell me you aren't actully agreeing with yourself here? New low, even for you.

Republic_of_Scotland (you) joined this site a minute after Raithsaltire (you) last signed in. I checked the two profiles at the time, after thinking that the two acoounts were the same person. I'd say that is pretty much damning, surely even you can see that?

Then, this morning, I had another wee hunch that the new user 'The_Stig' was you once more. I checked what time the account was registered, and it was 9:11 am. The time Republic_of_Scotland was last online? 9:10 am.



Of course you use the same fucking PC, you're the same person!

Registering three accounts on a football forum is more than a little bit sad, I have to say. I suggest you get some kind of help.

I can't believe I've actually went into such a petty little argument, but never mind!

Stalking and asking people to get their piece out. Disgusting. Where's a moderator when you need one.

You've lost me guys. I only joined yesterday.

"Peace out" - my bad

Deary me!

You sad c**t!

What a wacko you are Paco. Paco the wacko. The reason I know R_O_S is that he is my eldest son. Now, are you the one wearing the long sheepskin jacket and dodgy hat and glasses thats been following me? You are a stalker.........

Remember and let me know when you get a life and give up checking on folks post times and dates etc. FREAK.

Also, the reason I haven't posted for a while, but I'm sure youll know freakboy, is that I have recently became a dad again. Is that all right by you? You going to send out a search party for me if I don't post for a while again?

CREEP.

In fact, why not pm and ask Lazarus, PC, Big Q for example, they know him too.

Keep em comin....

Only the mods would know you use the same pc

i wouldn't flatter yourself thinking we stalk you. My only memories of your posts are a premature thread celebrating promotion to the 1st division and slating players you have probably not seen for a whole season then moving on to accuse me of being a person who spat on you at Firhill. It is daft to judge someone on their posts on here.

Na mate, I routinely stalk him and was watching through his window when the posts were made. That makes more sense, see.

I'll point you in the direction of the last line of my last now edited post............

Season ticket holder, and have been for a long time.................

So where does The_Stig come into this? Is that your new kid?

Ach, tell you what, I couldn't give a toss. I'll let you carry on with your aliases, I won't respond to anymore of your posts ever. All three of you.

I won't stop stalking you though. I can see you...

He has recently became a dad again and I do know his eldest son and it wouldn't surprise me if those were indeed his posts

Still, you stated earlier on that our signings, notably Dunbar and Cook weren't good enough and we lacked ambition. I don't think that either players have played at Starks and both are highly rated at both Hibs, Hearts and Dunfermline amongst other teams. I'm not doubting you are a Raith fan, just don't think you should be slating players before you see them.

No idea. You really are a sad person though. Like I say, you can pm the likes of PC, Lazarus, or Big Q for example. They know my son................but then again, maybe they are other profiles I 'own', eh?

CREEP

Was that aimed at me?