Anyone want to buy a 42 inch LCD tv for £50? The volume button doesn't work, but for that price you can't turn it down.
Günther
Jul 1 2008, 21:24
QUOTE (Ally G @ Jul 1 2008, 22:11)

Anyone want to buy a 42 inch LCD tv for £50? The volume button doesn't work, but for that price you can't turn it down.
Is this serious?
What make / model is it and how old is it?
For the Volume, is the volume actually on at all?
Could be very interested
SaltyTON
Jul 1 2008, 21:25
QUOTE (Duff Man @ Jul 1 2008, 22:24)

Is this serious?
What make / model is it and how old is it?
For the Volume, is the volume actually on at all?
Could be very interested
It's clearly a bad joke!
Tribbey
Jul 1 2008, 21:25
Frank Booth
Jul 1 2008, 21:27
QUOTE (Duff Man @ Jul 1 2008, 22:24)

Is this serious?
What make / model is it and how old is it?
For the Volume, is the volume actually on at all?
Could be very interested
Günther
Jul 1 2008, 21:38
Don't know if it's the fact I'm shattered and ready for my kip - But where's the joke?
Lyn-Marie
Jul 1 2008, 21:38
QUOTE (Duff Man @ Jul 1 2008, 22:38)

Don't know if it's the fact I'm shattered and ready for my kip - But where's the joke?
Volume button doesn't work - can't turn it down.
Günther
Jul 1 2008, 21:40
Oh for fuck sake...
Original poster states - Volume Button Doesn't Work.
I ask, is the Volume actually on. As in, is their sound at a certain volume, but cannot be changed due to the fucked button...
Reason why I ask that is the TV I currently have has fucked sound, but is completely off meaning I run the sound through my hifi... Was looking at doing the same thing if this was a genuine sale...
Actually laughing at half of you cunts, that yous didn't understand the question...
FFCinthearea
Jul 1 2008, 21:41
QUOTE (Duff Man @ Jul 1 2008, 22:38)

Don't know if it's the fact I'm shattered and ready for my kip - But where's the joke?
Oh dear.
Lyn-Marie
Jul 1 2008, 21:44
QUOTE (Duff Man @ Jul 1 2008, 22:40)

Oh for fuck sake...
Original poster states - Volume Button Doesn't Work.
I ask, is the Volume actually on. As in, is their sound at a certain volume, but cannot be changed due to the fucked button...
Reason why I ask that is the TV I currently have has fucked sound, but is completely off meaning I run the sound through my hifi... Was looking at doing the same thing if this was a genuine sale...
Actually laughing at half of you cunts, that yous didn't understand the question...
Oh, goodness me.
Fizzy Gillespie
Jul 1 2008, 21:45
ahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
S. Carter
Jul 1 2008, 21:47
You'll need one of these
QUOTE (Duff Man @ Jul 1 2008, 22:40)

Oh for f**k sake...
Original poster states - Volume Button Doesn't Work.
I ask, is the Volume actually on. As in, is their sound at a certain volume, but cannot be changed due to the fucked button...
Reason why I ask that is the TV I currently have has fucked sound, but is completely off meaning I run the sound through my hifi... Was looking at doing the same thing if this was a genuine sale...
Actually laughing at half of you c***s, that yous didn't understand the question...
StewartyMac
Jul 1 2008, 21:53
The Phoenix
Jul 1 2008, 21:57
Ignore them Duff Man - your wisdom is falling on deaf ears.
Sorry Ritchie, but this is priceless stuff
Xbass Threepwood
Jul 1 2008, 22:51
It really is wrong to point and laugh, but hahaahahhaahahahaha!
superaccies
Jul 2 2008, 00:45
ahahahahahahahahah that is quality, good post duff man
Günther
Jul 2 2008, 07:35
Oh for fuck sake...
Brightened up my morning considerably. Thanks Duffers!
The Ghost of Ron Burgundy
Jul 2 2008, 08:44
£50 you say....mmmmmmmm
KnightswoodBear
Jul 2 2008, 14:29
Funniest.Thread.Ever
SpursLivi
Jul 2 2008, 18:14
That is Gold!
SaltyTON
Jul 2 2008, 18:31
Sorry Duff Man, but you just got mocked by philpy!

No offence like Neil
Virtual Insanity
Jul 2 2008, 21:41
This thread deserves to be pinned forever. I can't remember the last time something on here actually made me laugh out loud. Cheers Duff Man.
Günther
Jul 2 2008, 21:42
You know lads. There's much funnier things on P&B. This is funny, I admit. But it's not that funny...
The Phoenix
Jul 2 2008, 21:47
QUOTE (Duff Man @ Jul 2 2008, 22:42)

There's much funnier things on P&B.
Evidence please.
QUOTE (Duff Man @ Jul 2 2008, 22:42)

There's much funnier things on P&B.
Not at the moment, there's not!
kris_FFC
Jul 2 2008, 22:24
gav-ffc
Jul 2 2008, 22:35
This thread is great.
I notice the original poster hasn't yet seen his catch.
QUOTE (GeeJay @ Jul 3 2008, 02:40)

I notice the original poster hasn't yet seen his catch.
I'm just sitting quietly admiring my work!!
SaltyTON
Jul 3 2008, 15:45
Everyone doff (whatever that means) their hat to Ally!

EDIT: spelling
Virtual Insanity
Jul 3 2008, 15:52
I believe it's doff
SaltyTON
Jul 3 2008, 15:55
QUOTE (Virtual Insanity @ Jul 3 2008, 16:52)

I believe it's doff

That just looks wrong, yet is right. Goddamn English language!
The Phoenix
Jul 3 2008, 15:57
QUOTE (SaltyTON @ Jul 3 2008, 16:45)

Everyone doth (whatever that means) their hat to Ally!

QUOTE (Virtual Insanity @ Jul 3 2008, 16:52)

I believe it's doff

Or in this case, duff.
Yeah, duff your hat sounds good.
East end bear
Jul 3 2008, 20:29
QUOTE (Ally G @ Jul 3 2008, 08:43)

Keep up the good work fella.
Its got to be one of the best threads on p&b yet.
the_saints_are_coming
Jul 3 2008, 21:03
accies4eva
Jul 3 2008, 21:24

funniest topic ever on P&B
QUOTE (accies4eva @ Jul 3 2008, 22:24)


funniest topic ever and P&B

Bit of an overstatement. The Jojo thread wins that hands down.
revolvingduck
Jul 3 2008, 22:12
Scotty Tunbridge
Jul 4 2008, 14:32
Lol.
orlandoblue
Jul 4 2008, 17:15
Tee Hee
Mushroom
Jul 4 2008, 17:37
clyde til we die
Sep 5 2008, 17:08
I posted this joke in the nightshift a few days ago (well simular to this). Think I was about 2 months to late
The Naitch
Sep 5 2008, 17:46
Great reading first time around, even better now. Fantastic!
H Wragg
Sep 5 2008, 18:40
I saw the drama unfold at the time, but I still laughed out loud when I read it again.
Cheers for the bump, CTWD.
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