I won the league, just, on the last day of the season!
Before the games, I was 2 points behind Motherwell, and their goal difference was 14 better than mine.
Motherwell were at home to 3rd placed Partick Thistle, and I had an away game at mid-table Hamilton.
At half-time, things were looking VERY bleak for me, with Motherwell leading 1-0, and me losing 1-0 to a Gary Wales goal right before the break.
I had a wee go at my players, telling them they had to get a result, and changed the tactics to "fucking go for it!" Took them just 3 minutes to start working, with Stephen Dobbie equalising.
20 minutes passed, and I was still drawing, and Motherwell were still winning, and I had just about given up, when Hugo Morales, my Argentinian signing popped up to score his first ever goal for the Saintees! I took a look at the Latest Scores, and Gary Arbuckle had grabbed a quick double for Thistle, and so now I was winning and Motherwell were losing!
With less than 10 minutes to go, Dobbie scored again, securing my win, and I just had to sit and watch the Latest Scores screen, hoping for it to get to Full Time.
Full Time scores:
Hamilton 1 - 3 St Johnstone
Motherwell 1 - 2 Partick Thistle
Fuckin' lovin' it!
Neil Lennon got MoM in my game, and managed to get through the whole season without getting sent off - although, he did get the most yellow cards!