Stolen from the 1st.

You are allowed to use a maximum of one sentence until someone else posts then you can post again, and to keep it in the second division the story must involve some of the clubs or players.

John McGlynn was sat in his office, his phone started to ring...

Get your coat, your punted, ya baldy auld git.

...said Mavin Andrews to John Mcglynn, little realising that.......

...the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse were waiting patiently outside, guarding a scale model of Ayr's new stadium....

"dinnae even think aboot it ahm next" said Whistleblower

holding his contract for owning the new Corporate boxes at Jabaview.Meanwhile

King Kebab became excited at the thought of East Fife's new erection when suddenly

the money ran out and he flopped like a

Greenock Morton promotion bid.

So Simon went to buy some eccies but

fat wullie stole them all.then.....

a sensational bid, by ex Cowdenbeath director Derrick Brown, was accepted for East Fife and he was back in control...

until...

''The club set our thier ambitions for european football and built three new 2000 seater stands, resulting in the Fife club going into Adminstration''

Things were looking down on the other side of Fife too, as....

a merger between Cowdenbeath and Raith Rovers looked immienent due to financial problems, until Marvin Andrews...

helped cure a billionaire lesbian who vowed to help the Rovers financial problems however...

...following Marvins conversion to the church of Satan, the once blind lesbian took...

English lessons, after attending a sermon dressed as a big fat man with a white beard in a jolly red suit

edit: fuck off

Im in a good mood today so i will, harsh words though

I didn't mean literally

Anyhoo...

After 7 straight defeats...

they decided to change their strip to...

raise cash for methil-aid 2008

Big wullie went into hiding from the hoards of EF fans chasing him when along came a...

... Fifes Finest bus full of fannies with £1000 and they bought...

2 baseball bats to give to a russkie and bag of bread poultices to hand out at the next...........

rock the rovers,but....

... they had a better idea and spent it on a flag which was...

Stolen by the gypsies living next to Bayview to use as a tent, so Fife's Finest decided to...

give a big cheque away to charity to massage the ego of

Edit: bugger too late

build a bonfire, build a bonfire, put the...

...flag on the bonfire and dance a merry dance. Dance my lovelies dance, but no homosexual acts or...

kilgour on top

seats from the 3 new 2000 seater stand on the fire and shelter under the Protection of the amazing flag when suddenly ...........

Oooops too late

ZanettiQP had a wash...

You just ruined everything. It's supposed to be believable.

No! He just awakened after dreaming QP had won......

the coca cola cup in '94 but wait that was..........

meaningless in comparison to the lino gay jizz fest that was to take part in the public lavies afterwards.

George Michael, in town for the jizz fest, pledged financial backing for......

A £2000 flag to celebrate the jizziness of the fest.

Like the two occasions at Stark's Park last season.

And the two occasions at Hampden this season.

That could be the only reason's for John McGlynn getting a new contract, unless there was something we weren't being told.....

If this is as good as it gets, the sooner we get out of this Division the better.





















This is based on the assumption that the Shire et al's Banter is better?