Bobby Mann was today revealed as the new assistant manager of Dundee. Since leaving Dundee in 2007 he has played for Peterhead in the second division but when offered the postion at Dundee he could not resist. Bob is to remain playing but will surely not feature that much this season at the tender age of 34. Former colleague of bob, Robert Brannan has signed bobby up on a 2 year rolling contract and is quoted to say "Bobby will bring his big personality to the changing room and hopefully guide the team to the first division."

This sounds like pish to me, that or it was written by a small child for his school paper.

So where does that leave Davie Farrell then? Another pathetic attempt on this board at a wind-up

Masterbates...you sound like a bit of a w**k to me

There is so much wrong with this post i won't even start.

Bobby is so good he's achieved that feat already!

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Alex Rae describes the main criteria for membership of the management team at Dens......

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would have been more believable if the dee in question was the banks of dee

The only way that cheating twat will become a coach is if he's hollowed out and has wheels attached.

What the hell is your problem? Are you crazy or something, do you always have to be aggressive

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penalty king of the 2nd division

Surely that should read VERY big personality. I doubt even God, Alah or Bhudda could lead Dundee to the first division as they are as far as I am aware already there.

The title of this thread filled me with excitement that I wouldn't have to witness the big fat cheat at Somerset next year...then I read it and realised that I will indeed have to practice my "You Fat [email="B@stard"]B@stard[/email]" chant for next year

Urgent news just in! Zachary Minto and his delicious chebs has signed for Peterhead

Unbelievable - 12 posts in and this thread hasn't descended into a Fife bitchfest yet! Where are the moderators?

We already have a No.2

But I'd still welcome Bobby back