Please yourself...

Who was taking photos anyway, and where are they being put? I didn't give permission, and I'm not having them posted on a website where the kids at school could get at them.

I took the photos, and I couldn't give a shite about permission.

Shaker, I'm serious, they better not end up on an internet site.

Why not?

To be honest, I don't really care. I only said I do because you said you don't give a f**k about having my permission to take my photo, which I find really disrespectful.

Well if you don't care then whats the problem.

There's not. I'm just winding you up.

Most folk won't even know its you. Plus it'll be hidden in amongst all the action shots of Lossie romping to victory.

Did you win the Toilet Bowl? Fantastic

News of our success is slow to reach the masses, I see.

Beat Fort William 3-0 in the final, after pumping Delaney and Michael Raes teams on the way.

Well thgoalie1976 finally got his meg. Sadly I wasn't looking so it doesn't count We finished third in our group ahead of thegoalie1976's Muir of Ord side, destroying our old nemesis' Forres 3-0 on the way. I got awarded a dubious goal which means I have scored in all six tournaments and Belafonte and Stavros also netted meaning they have netted in every tournament as well. I also missed my first penalty, and Belafonte also missed a penalty for us.

We even beat ourselves in the quarter final by scoring an own goal and the keeper punching it into his own net. I am sun burnt all over. The night out in Aberdeen was awesome and I believe I won the ball punching contest.

The standard of penalty taking at this tournament was sensationally bad.

Yes, yes it was... what I remember of it anyway...



I reckon you did. Dave was moaning in the car on the way home. Hilarious stuff!

If Dave is daft enough to squeeze lemon juice into peoples hair then he deserves all he gets!

Who did he do that to?

Chris and Carlos. Big mistake with Carlos!

I seen my opportunity when someone was holding his hands up. Boom!

saw not seen *slaps hand*

You are now on the hit list.

Best you wear a cup, Nod.

a meg is a meg in any form

i still cannae believe you finished above us in the group , at least 4 out of the 6 teams seemed to have a good laugh

i don't give a fu** , no danger that goal against us was yours , our goalie flung the ball in the net , i am adamant that it was an OG

Debbi your lot were pish and they still beat us haha , and i still wasn't able to meg you or Ratts , i think you only tried against us , wasn't happy at the man marking treatment i got from you

Shaker - congrats on the toilet bowl success , i don't care what anyone else says , i think its a better section to play in

plus i scored goal of the tournament against Delaney's mob , the intention was to score 2 or 3 and then to try and nutmeg Delaney as much as possible, but after we went 3-0 up they took him off!! , waiting for him to go on to Ratts site and say that his Van Vossen miss from 3 yards bobbled , it was a beauty

all in all a pretty good tournament , look for a similar draw next year minus the 2 serious teams

Absolutely, plus its more difficult to win as you've an extra round to play. Thon Super Quaich thing is for fannies.

For a team named after him, Delaney doesn't seem to be in charge much.

Yeah, we were rotten, but we did only have 6 players!

Sorry Mikey I phoned the SFA and the nutmeg commission said that anyone that has been in a Champions League squad can't claim a nutmeg in an amateur tournament. Unlucky mate



We were awesome. The pride of Ross Shire. Stick your Muir of Ord up your derriere. There must have been some record in the game between us for former Highland League goalies playing outfield in a group stage game.



I deflected it through your keepers legs. Without the touch it wouldnt have went in. I am a legend. Six in a row, roll on number seven.

Click here for photos of this event. There are some good ones. Honest.

None of me in a County top thankfully!

I think you're the only one I didn't get a photo of.

Would certainly explain why your camera is still intact! I am gutted no one got a shot of my cracking goal against......erm......who was the 2nd team we played? Guys in yellow?

Milne's High Legends.