As everyone seems bored, lets have a thread on tongue in cheek comments you will not hear next season. Keep them funny an be prepared to laugh at your own team.

Courtesy of Skotska Lad ©

Fire away.

This will be an easy three points

Perth really is lovely this time of year.

The standard of refereeing is so much better this year

Hurry up or we won,t get a seat

That diving wee b*****d Swankie will win Dundee another penalty against us today...

Christ look,look there they go again watering that bloody magic carpet ,that has to be an advantage .......does'nt it !..........Never mind we can chat with all the friendly locals after the game

"You can say what you like about Partick, but you will never hear anyone say a bad word about that Ian McCall".

mmm these linley's pies are great and well worth the tenner!!

"That's a lovely bit of town Airdrie's stadium is in, isn't it ?"

Its that fucking plastic pitch !!!!

Hopefully we get a few goals by us today, i stand to make a bucketload of cash.

When has he ever won a penalty against St Johnstone?

"Yes! I'm so glad we are going to Almondvale again"

"I better not take my jacket, I'll be roasting" (on way to Broadwood)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gKOM2X-2PI

Pearse Flynn was a great guy. We all miss him.

The tayside police were so friendly and welcoming last time out, I'm sure the stewards will be the same today.

I thought that was Lyle for some reason.

I can't wait to get to Cappielow, the main stand has sooo much leg room.

I don't know why i remember that but as soon as read your post i knew it had happened in that game.

Oh look, there's Garrowhill Clyde. It looks like he is sober, AND leaving the pub in time for kick off.

The only penaltys I can remember against Saints were that one and Simon Lynch's the year before.

cannae beat an away day in Gretna

Don't count your chickens, big man.

on that point

'just as well Anelka set such a good example wi the rovers or we might not've let the italians in'

'Firhill's pitch is immaculate. There's absolutely no danger of the match being called off.'

'Dougie Bell is a model of constraint. I admire the diplomatic way in which he handled that potentially volatile situation.'

"The league is sh*t this year, Dundee are coasting it."

Alex Rae - 'I enjoy reading, particluarly books about religion. I'm also quite romantic. My ideal night would consist of taking the wife to the pictures and then to Pizza hut.'

Oh, wait...

'I can't believe Morton's audacious bids for Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink, John Sutton and Simon Mensing were accepted.'

i really hope the referees are as good as they were last year.

'My, Ian McCall's looking slim these days.'

i hope niz is flooding the board when we get home!

'I can't believe Deesign For Life finally acknowledged his club's bigotted and sectarian past. Well done that man.'

shame we didnt win today

WOW that dundee fan is stunning

'it is so good how scottish football is just about the football and no one has pish directed at them.'

wow that saints fan has 10 fingers.

Would you like to come along to the press conference at Firhill, Lianne?

You really carry off your manbag ownership in a masculine manner, nizzy.

I really look forward to away trips to Broadwood, especially in January....

these partick fans are great.

"I don't know why you brought that extra layer. Broadwood is normally very pleasant in the winter months..."

She has already been told that she's welcome back to the press conferences, smart ass.

'Darren Young's 25th consecutive start for Dundee has triggered an appearance clause in his contract.'

"Bring back Stephen Kenny"

"Our midfield is missing the athletisism and charisma of Steven Simmons, we should never have let him go!"

'Dunfermline have signed a striker.'

I don,t suppose an apology is forthcoming

Quite ironic that the proof was on .........You.........Tube

Andy Goram's decision to take part in today's Republican march robs Clyde of a good influence in the dug out.

Derek McInnes is looking pale today.

Brian Wake is pish.

Nah, I don't think it looks like you could take a pish at the back of the cowshed.

Good long ball from Harding there.