Does anybody have the phone number of the national British amensty international, I dont want to be speaking to some forginer from Bangladesh

I’ve just been released this morning from parkheid gaol, lifted for being a protestant, I was protesting against those papish fenians on Sunday and I was lifted for breech of the peace. They bailed me yesterday and rearrested me for a previous shopping misunderstanding that I never even knew was outstanding, cnuts

I think I was tortured too, I’m sure the jailer spat in my tea, you know when it goes all foamy when you use saccharine (when you need to lose a few stone) well this looked that way and I’m sure they were not using a sugar subsitute. That's just disgusting

I've missed signing on by a good hour too

Christ, weekends wi you must be like a rollercoaster ride!!!!

At least in yir imagination.

It is probably not too important to you at the moment, but... its Amnesty International.

If anyone wasn't sure whether this is an alias or not, surely his post clears it up?

Indeed. Getting more desperate with every post too, doesn't he know there's no need for it when the real fans are beyond belief anyway...

You're funny