fans of all other teams on this forum must be glad dundee aint going up, what else would you all talk about?

Uh-oh, your just asking for trouble mate

We're glad you're not going up because you needed to to keep your better players.

Thus making you weaker next season.

Just like you letting us keep our better players by taking big Dyron Daal eh? Take Sw**kie I say.

Thus will make you weaker next season.

He's got me hooked...............I,m really glad your staying with us.I enjoy my two visits to Dens and your two trips up here.Best four crowds of the season.Real atmosphere,real bite and tension.Thats what football should be about.
Glad Accies have gone up .Bring small support away and home supoport is very poor.I don,t really care that much what league were in ,I just want some excitment to get my blood flowing.See you all next time ....You tinky b*****ds ( Couldn't resist, sorry)

We'd probably be saying "Thank f**k Dundee have gone up and taken their army of 12 year old PnB supporters with them".

Stop flattering yourself, its bad for your complexion.

Raith Rovers in the sense they are a smaller side than Dunfermline.

Morton in the sense they are a smaller side than St Mirren.

Leaving us time to:

• Laugh at Gretna
• Revel in the glory of a first division side winning the UEFA Cup
• Watch over the developments of the Stephen Simmon hate club, growing in stature and membership by the hour

The joys of the first division forum.

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