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Uncle Ted
Banner in Lisbon proclaiming Naka ate some guy's dog. Should the RSPCA be informed ?

rfcgav
Fanny ate my dog too mad.gif
Uncle Ted
QUOTE (rfcgav @ Apr 11 2008, 08:36) *
Fanny ate my dog too mad.gif


Freddie (Sorry, Fleddie) Starr's Naka's hero (Sorry, helo) (Sorry, Solly)
LordHawHaw
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hahhahah do that slanty eyed thing ahhahhahha and the na hahhahah nazi salute laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

MC Pee Pants
stupid huns, the japanese don't eat dogs.

if you're going to sterotype them then probably best to attack penis size and their stunted social abilities.
Makoliunas
Stupid Baby makes a good point. What you should be doing is accusing him of being one of those gimps that dresses up as videogame characters and stuff.
Michael W
QUOTE (Stupid Baby @ Apr 11 2008, 20:09) *
stupid huns, the japanese don't eat dogs.

if you're going to sterotype them then probably best to attack penis size and their stunted social abilities.



Exactly. Man Utd fans sing this about Ji-Sung Park:

Park, Park, Wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
Could be worse, you could be Scouse
Eating rats in your council house

This one works properly
Ron Burgundy
QUOTE (Stupid Baby @ Apr 11 2008, 20:09) *
stupid huns, the japanese don't eat dogs.

if you're going to sterotype them then probably best to attack penis size and their stunted social abilities.


I was goin to suggest their love of used schoolgirls knickers vending machines...classy.
orlandoblue
QUOTE (Michael W @ Apr 11 2008, 20:50) *
Exactly. Man Utd fans sing this about Ji-Sung Park:

Park, Park, Wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
Could be worse, you could be Scouse
Eating rats in your council house

This one works properly

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Millfield Marksman
Wasn't there a Celtic song about Nakamura

"He eats chow mein and votes Sinn Fein"

or did I just make that up?
Jim Pansy
QUOTE (Von Eldritch @ Apr 12 2008, 00:20) *
Wasn't there a Celtic song about Nakamura

"He eats chow mein and votes Sinn Fein"

or did I just make that up?


The ignorance of most old firm "fans" is startling at times.
LordHawHaw
QUOTE (Von Eldritch @ Apr 12 2008, 00:20) *
Wasn't there a Celtic song about Nakamura

"He eats chow mein and votes Sinn Fein"

or did I just make that up?


Not that I've heard, but the Chow mein bit rhyming with Sinn Fein does sound plausible, even allowing for that it's wrong and I would hope any Celtic fan singing that would think about it
No8.
QUOTE (LordHawHaw @ Apr 12 2008, 10:13) *
Not that I've heard, but the Chow mein bit rhyming with Sinn Fein does sound plausible, even allowing for that it's wrong and I would hope any Celtic fan singing that would think about it


A Celtic fan thinking.. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif Surely you jest?
LordHawHaw
QUOTE (No8. @ Apr 12 2008, 10:24) *
A Celtic fan thinking.. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif Surely you jest?



Celtic have the most educated and highest IQ's fans in the UK cool.gif
No8.
QUOTE (LordHawHaw @ Apr 12 2008, 10:25) *
Celtic have the most educated and highest IQ's fans in the UK cool.gif


I take it they have better things to do with their time than post on here then? wink.gif
LordHawHaw
QUOTE (No8. @ Apr 12 2008, 10:28) *
I take it they have better things to do with their time than post on here then? wink.gif



wink.gif Saying that I shall be going out shortly to "get the messages" laugh.gif I'm an auld codger but the last 9 months have been an eye opener, I'm even ironing shirts ohmy.gif badly mind you. I found myself in a meeting a while back looking at peoples shirts laugh.gif
No8.
Since the new Morrisons opened i am volunteering to 'Get the messages in'!!! My life is over sad.gif
smithers-jones
QUOTE (LordHawHaw @ Apr 12 2008, 10:31) *
wink.gif Saying that I shall be going out shortly to "get the messages" laugh.gif I'm an auld codger but the last 9 months have been an eye opener, I'm even ironing shirts ohmy.gif badly mind you. I found myself in a meeting a while back looking at peoples shirts laugh.gif

I know we've had our differences, but I'll give you a tip on how to iron shirts:-
Always remember:-
Collared
Young
Chaps
Speak
Politely.
Always iron your shirts in the following order:-
Collars - Just iron the back of the Collar only.(saves you getting the "wing" effect as worn by the PM)
Young - Then iron the Yoke of the shirt ie at the shoulders.
Chaps - Then iron the Cuffs (again, the reverse side of the cuffs)
Speak- On to the Sleeves now.
Politely - Finally iron the Panels of the shirt.
I guarantee that you will notice the difference.
Here to help.
Stevo Fife
The Chinese eat Dog. The Japanese don't.
The Chinese eat variations of what we call chow mein. The Japanese don't.

Nakamura is Japanese. You're thick.

Nakamura is over-rated and lightweight.

You're still thick.
Bloobell
QUOTE (Stevo Fife @ Apr 12 2008, 15:40) *
The Chinese eat Dog. The Japanese don't.
The Chinese eat variations of what we call chow mein. The Japanese don't.

Nakamura is Japanese. You're thick.

Nakamura is over-rated and lightweight.

You're still thick.


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Gallacticos
Thought it was a bit ridiculous, and a bit stupid considering he wasn't even playing in that game.

Old Firm chanting will always aim as low as possible. Some of the stuff I've heard my fellow Celtic fans come out with about John Claude Darcheville is unbelievable, and some of the stuff my Rangers fans mates come out with about Boruc and Nakamura is equally ridiculous.
Frank Booth
QUOTE (Stevo Fife @ Apr 12 2008, 15:40) *
The Chinese eat Dog. The Japanese don't.
The Chinese eat variations of what we call chow mein. The Japanese don't.

Nakamura is Japanese. You're thick.

Nakamura is over-rated and lightweight.

You're still thick.

As a wise man once said...they're all Tiddlies.
Boydie
QUOTE (Gallacticos @ Apr 12 2008, 22:39) *
Thought it was a bit ridiculous, and a bit stupid considering he wasn't even playing in that game.

Old Firm chanting will always aim as low as possible. Some of the stuff I've heard my fellow Celtic fans come out with about John Claude Darcheville is unbelievable, and some of the stuff my Rangers fans mates come out with about Boruc and Nakamura is equally ridiculous.


boruc deserves everything he gets though cause hes cancer in the form of a human being.
Gallacticos
QUOTE (Boydie @ Apr 13 2008, 11:59) *
boruc deserves everything he gets though cause hes cancer in the form of a human being.


Oh I see. I wasn't aware he ranked on the humanity scale with the likes of Ian Huntley and Myra Hindley. Did he perhaps rip the hearts from a thousand newborn babies over the weekend?

I mean, there's idiocy, and then there are the l33t huns.
Uncle Ted
QUOTE (smithers-jones @ Apr 12 2008, 11:16) *
I know we've had our differences, but I'll give you a tip on how to iron shirts:-
Always remember:-
Collared
Young
Chaps
Speak
Politely.
Always iron your shirts in the following order:-
Collars - Just iron the back of the Collar only.(saves you getting the "wing" effect as worn by the PM)
Young - Then iron the Yoke of the shirt ie at the shoulders.
Chaps - Then iron the Cuffs (again, the reverse side of the cuffs)
Speak- On to the Sleeves now.
Politely - Finally iron the Panels of the shirt.
I guarantee that you will notice the difference.
Here to help.

My missus does mine... ohmy.gif
sev
QUOTE (LordHawHaw @ Apr 11 2008, 20:00) *
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hahhahah do that slanty eyed thing ahhahhahha and the na hahhahah nazi salute laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


Totally agree. What a pathetic and useless post. Almost as useless as Sebo
sev
QUOTE (Boydie @ Apr 13 2008, 11:59) *
boruc deserves everything he gets though cause hes cancer in the form of a human being.


Why?
BainesHayesHomesRooneyetc
QUOTE (Stevo Fife @ Apr 12 2008, 23:40) *
The Chinese eat variations of what we call chow mein. The Japanese don't.

Nakamura is Japanese. You're thick.


You're still thick.


The Japanese do eat chow mein, they just call it yakisoba.




SmellTheGlove
QUOTE (Uncle Ted @ Apr 11 2008, 08:07) *
Banner in Lisbon proclaiming Naka ate some guy's dog. Should the RSPCA be informed ?



He ate your wife? Really? I don't know about the RSPCA but if I were you I would call the police in and have him charged with cannibalism. wink.gif
Bertie Auld
QUOTE (Ron Burgundy @ Apr 11 2008, 20:54) *
I was goin to suggest their love of used schoolgirls knickers vending machines...classy.


What the feck are you on about feckin weirdo. Are you one of those closet huns that support the union cause i dont like your picture taking the c**t out of the SNP
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