As we all know, QP currently tell us all they are amateur, but over the past years they have let the truth about their professionalism and commercialism be chipped away at:

• Paid management
• Allowing kit sponsorship
• paid back room staff
• allowing them selves to pay sorry play ex pro's

surely the time is ready for them to own up to the obvious

What's that noise?

Oh, it's the bottom of a barrel being scraped...

Not got anything new to say Wattie?

I'm afraid they'll remain "amateur" as long as they can , which won't end soon.

Another thread about queens, feel the love.

Six of the topics on the first page of the 2nd division forum are about us. Smoooooth.

I voted less than five years, btw.

Another amateur effort from Watty.

D-

Watty if you indeed are me, then this is one of my poorest efforts.

They've been getting away with it for years.

Do you really think that it's going to change?

Biggest con artists in Scotland.

Nothing (new) to see here folks, move along, move along...

Poor show Watty, you really are getting worse.

This wasn't even a good laugh, time for you to chuck it, not only are you're moral crusades getting tiresome, they're now beginning to lack "style and panache" in a Dick Campbell sort of way.

Poor effort there young chap oh well theres always next time.

What game are you going to this weekend Wattie?

Oh Watty you crazy cat. What reaction are you going for here? Nobody's getting wound up about it any more since you've done it hundreds of times before. If you let me know what it is you're after I'll respond appropriately.

If you're just looking for a little bit of attention then I hope this post will suffice.

Take care x.

My first post this year I hope that makes it all the more special

This is tedious.

Too right buddy. I'm going to have caviar with my dinner tonight to celebrate.

Hell, who am I kidding, I have caviar every night.

Welcome to our world

Saturday's game should be called 'The Jealousy Derby'.

f**k off Watty you tiresome jism monkey. Queens Park/ Amatuer or pro......who gives a f**k (apart from you Twatty)?

Yeah, I suppose, why jump off such a lucrative gravy train while those about you struggle and subsidise your home.

I actually feel sorry for you now.

I always wondered what a gravy train was.

Like, a train full of gravy.

Sounds good, where can I get one?

There's an enormous one on the south side. Cost us all a fortune.

For a refreshing taste, drink Gravy.*



*Free toy train with every Gravy.

Gravy's top notch, i'm away looking for this Gravy Train, sounds a right laugh.

A gravy train sounds good, but a gravy bus would be better...

As long as it's a double decker, that would be a riot...

The Farm sang a song about it once..they even had Harry Cross from Brookside in the video.

there's nothing 'Groovy' about being on a gravy train.

Oh is THAT what they were chanting?? To think I've been singing the wrong thing all these years.
Just as well you're here mate to keep us all right.

Take Watty will be at the game tomorrow to give us a song or two ?

Knowing you and your wildly vainglorious ego, you probably thought the song was all about you!

i have a gravy boat if your interested

Raith, Airdrie and Ross County. Are they the only clubs in this league Full-time ?

Are you still going?

Am tempted to drown in it right now

Raith Rovers only have a few full time players.

You're thinking of that Carly Simon song.

Priceless stuff coming from the saddo who started this classic thread

http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=72092

I like that thread, as it highlights the time yopu make a right arse of yourself - still when you do it next year there will be a whole load of us waiting in Div 3 for your insane egotism.

Maybe QP's impending relegation will put back the pro status for a while - your freebies are safe for yet another season.

Oh the banter