Full Version: Berwick Announce New Customer Care Hotline
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hilarious.
QUOTE (boardroomshuffler @ Jan 13 2008, 04:05) 
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Must be Berwick Infirmary, certainly ain't the Football Club.
It's the Samaritans. I phoned it to find out and introduced myself as an Ayr fan. They hung up.
QUOTE (Alun @ Jan 13 2008, 10:25)
It's the Samaritans. I phoned it to find out and introduced myself as an Ayr fan. They hung up.
I heard the Samaritans had outsourced to Pakistan. I phoned up and told them I was suicidal...they asked if i could fly a plane....i'll get my coat.
QUOTE (Scary Bear @ Jan 13 2008, 11:18)
I heard the Samaritans had outsourced to Pakistan. I phoned up and told them I was suicidal...they asked if i could fly a plane....i'll get my coat.
QUOTE (Scary Bear @ Jan 13 2008, 11:18)
I heard the Samaritans had outsourced to Pakistan. I phoned up and told them I was suicidal...they asked if i could fly a plane....i'll get my coat.
QUOTE (Scary Bear @ Jan 13 2008, 12:18)
I heard the Samaritans had outsourced to Pakistan. I phoned up and told them I was suicidal...they asked if i could fly a plane....i'll get my coat.
Guid Yin!
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I heard the Samaritans had outsourced to Pakistan. I phoned up and told them I was suicidal...they asked if i could fly a plane....i'll get my coat.
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