QUOTE (vikingTON @ Jan 9 2008, 18:24)

Be fair to them, they're at least great-great grandparents to children who are also their cousins.
Christmas time in Kirkcaldy's just one town hall where all the family can exchange their new-fangled clementines and stone tools.
I always find it funny how there's such a common misperception between the East and West of Scotland of how the other live.
We all seem to think that the opposite side is full of slums, junkies, neds, old grannies getting mugged, murders, gang fights etc, when (in fairness) it's only really Glasgow that's like that
Well, parts of Glasgow anyway. Some parts are very nice
Obviously Fife has it's drawbacks- see Ballingry, Buckhaven, Kinghorn, Methil etc.
However, there genuinley are some great places to live. I'm sure you'll say exactly the same about Glasgow, won't you?
The only real difference is Fife is nowhere near the top 20 of the most poverty stricken places in Europe
Now, I know your going to give me the old rant about the fact you're from Greenock, and not Glasgow, but you need to understand to us east-coasters, if you're from anywhere west of Livingston, then you're a Weegie