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PaleGreySky
any cowden fans know where he's away to? i'd expect the junior leagues or actual retirement to be his next port of call. what a fairy. well done on getting rid of him quickly instead of waiting for him to reach 20 goals like campbell did. he won't get 20 more goals in his league football career.
Blueminer
Not away anywhere yet! He was on the bench on Saturday, but never came on. Welsh used all 3 subs and they were all from our U'19's. Maybe that tells you something?
NELLY
he is not away YET !!! I can only say that welshy is most likely had enough of him in regards to playing so many games with so few goals. I must be mad but i still think he can do a job depending on the right club who creates loads of chances. a 3rd division club should take a chance on him.

i dont think he is lazy although early on in season i would have said different.

PaleGreySky
he is definately lazy. he has lots of talent, but it doesn't matter what level you play at, if you can't be arsed to run up to the ball and kick it in the net, you will not score any goals. i really think he'd have a hard time scoring any goals in the lower ranks of the junior leagues. such a wee shitebag.
TheBanter
He's not lazy. His performance depends purely on how many burds he's been pumpin the night before a match....
The Minertaur
When I have seen him he most certainly hasnt been lazy he just doesnt get in the box enough laugh.gif
TheBanter
QUOTE (The Minertaur @ Jan 7 2008, 13:12) *
When I have seen him he most certainly hasnt been lazy he just doesnt get in the box enough laugh.gif

That's because he's spent the whole night before 'getting into the box' so to speak...if you cut his cock off you might actually find a footballer under there...
BlooCoo
QUOTE (TheBanter @ Jan 7 2008, 13:17) *
That's because he's spent the whole night before 'getting into the box' so to speak...if you cut his cock off you might actually find a footballer under there...

Mind you if he were to sign for Dunfermline, I'm sure once he put on a black and white jersey he'd look like a cock.
Mon the Rovers
QUOTE (TheBanter @ Jan 7 2008, 13:17) *
That's because he's spent the whole night before 'getting into the box' so to speak...if you cut his cock off you might actually find a footballer under there...


I can understand why he gets the 'burdz' too. Think of his chat up line.

"Hi, I'm a footballer"

*slapper dreams of massive mansion and sitting in a huge arena with 80000 fans singing her husbands name*

"Who do you play for?"

"Cowdenbeath"

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The Arch
QUOTE (Mon the Rovers @ Jan 7 2008, 13:32) *
I can understand why he gets the 'burdz' too. Think of his chat up line.

"Hi, I'm a footballer"

*slapper dreams of massive mansion and sitting in a huge arena with 80000 fans singing her husbands name*

"Who do you play for?"

"Cowdenbeath"

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He has business cards saying he plays for Dundee United. Haven't you heard?
Duracell Bunny
QUOTE (Tescojag @ Jan 7 2008, 13:34) *
He has business cards saying he plays for Dundee United. Haven't you heard?


Yeah I've heard that laugh.gif laugh.gif
Nizzy
QUOTE (Tescojag @ Jan 7 2008, 13:34) *
He has business cards saying he plays for Dundee United. Haven't you heard?

It says he plays for Thistle, these days. wink.gif
Monster
QUOTE (Nizzy @ Jan 7 2008, 14:10) *
It says he plays for Thistle, these days. wink.gif


Imagine what a shambles of a club he'd have to sign for in order to brag to women that he plays for Cowdenbeath?

Oh wait....oh shit.....noooooooooooo ohmy.gif sad.gif
davidkennedyshand
Haven't we already tried to sign him twice?

Duracell Bunny
QUOTE (Monster @ Jan 7 2008, 14:16) *
Imagine what a shambles of a club he'd have to sign for in order to brag to women that he plays for Cowdenbeath?

Oh wait....oh shit.....noooooooooooo ohmy.gif sad.gif


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Shibuya
Remember when Thistle played Ayr at Somerset and Connor deemed McConalogue worthy of getting man marked by Mark Casey!?!

Nevermind the fact that Jukka Santala had been banging them in for fun and was the league's top scorer by a mile....
GoRdY_b
QUOTE (Shibuya @ Jan 7 2008, 15:09) *
Remember when Thistle played Ayr at Somerset and Connor deemed McConalogue worthy of getting man marked by Mark Casey!?!

Nevermind the fact that Jukka Santala had been banging them in for fun and was the league's top scorer by a mile....


Whatever happened to Santala?

Please don't say we're going to lower ourselves far enough to sign McCatalogue. It's bad enough being second bottom without signing a complete arse. Of course, the Partick fanzine that is the Evening Times thought "Steph" was the messiah when he was with the Jags.

It's amazing how the dear old Thistle can do no wrong in the eyes of that particular Wragg!
laughing gravie
Coo fans must be pissed when we tried, and failed to sign him... laugh.gif
BlooCoo
QUOTE (laughing gravie @ Jan 8 2008, 16:26) *
Coo fans must be pissed when we tried, and failed to sign him... laugh.gif

There's still time - a few more injuries up front and you might renew the interest.
rw89
QUOTE (GoRdY_b @ Jan 8 2008, 13:38) *
Whatever happened to Santala?

plays in the Danish superliga i think.
laughing gravie
QUOTE (BlooCoo @ Jan 8 2008, 17:32) *
There's still time - a few more injuries up front and you might renew the interest.



Not as long as there's crutches!
stockcar willie
QUOTE (Monster @ Jan 7 2008, 14:16) *
Imagine what a shambles of a club he'd have to sign for in order to brag to women that he plays for Cowdenbeath?

Oh wait....oh shit.....noooooooooooo ohmy.gif sad.gif



please,please take the useless p***k laugh.gif
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