Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Looks like the parasites have continued their highly impressive streak today with another defeat.

It looks like I may have been mistaken and the 'expenses' (nudge nudge, wink wink) the 'amateurs pay are possibly not enough to help them outspend second division wages, which is a wonderful thing.

Looks like the freeloaders that are the QP inner clique will have to release more of their junket money from the SFA to their wage bill once the transfer window opens again.

Is there a record for straight defeats for the mendicants of scottish football?

I agree totally with eveything you said.

I wouldn't worry if I was a QP supporter.

They've already got more points than we'll have by the end of the season, even if they lose all their remaining matches

Kozminski sent off for diving - there's a surprise!

the wee polish twat was at it against us last week which is why i unleashed with a torrent of immigration abuse when the wee F*ck wis subbed :-)

Poor Watty! Your Clyde seem to want to copy the QP. Is that two amateurs on your books now?

Clever boy.

That's right, a jolly old queens player is above cheating. the very fact he plays for you parasites makes him a cheat by default!

Clever Boy.

Completely missed the point! Well done!

You're getting confused again.

Not at all. I'm more concerned with cheating (bad thing) than immigration from other parts of the EC (Good thing)

Too much Pimms for Watty methinks.

Pimms No 2, thanks.

I've posed this question in another thread, but will try here also - when is the last time the parasites lost 6 games in a row?

Look it up.

EC?

It's the European Union, or "EU" ya fud.

It was last the EC back in the days when Queen's Park were the biggest club in the British Empire

You are funny. I like you!

Hi Watty

When I were a lad I had some Rupert books. They were pretty good. You know the one, he wore a red jumper and had a yellow scarf and trousers (or as you yanks call them, "pants").

Well anyway, in these books Rupert and his friends would go on adventures (his friends were human I think. Far out cause he's a bear, you probably know this though) and during these adventures they'd solve puzzles. In the books, you would be told "turned to page 12 if you want to take the left path, or page 14 for the right path", stuff like that. If you choose correctly the adventure continues, if not Rupert ends up in a dangerous situation! They are kids books though so usually it just ended with a friendly policeman coming by and giving him a lift home.

If you can get your hands on them I suggest you buy them. There was also a TV series but it's probably not available on DVD or anything, which is a shame. In one episode of the TV show there was a family feud going back a very long time, Rupert helped them solve their differences by getting them to realise it really wasn't important (the thing that caused the feud) and they all just got along after that. Rupert is a great guy, you could learn a lot from him.

What else happened? Hmm. I seem to remember a leprechaun had to give a pot of gold to some guy. The guy had to go away for some reason and the pot of gold was buried in the ground for some reason. He marked it with a rock and tied a handkerchief round the rock so he could remember where the gold was buried. He made the leprechaun promise not to remove the handkerchief. Being a leprechaun of great honour he couldn't remove it, but what he did do - get this - he got a bunch of rocks and placed them all over the place and tied handkerchiefs to them!! So the man, the man comes back, comes back with his spade, but he can't tell which is his handkerchief!! Being a very industrious leprechaun, he'd tied about one THOUSAND of these things to rocks. So the poor man had to dig for ages and ages and ages while the little leprechaun just laughed at him. I think the man died before he collected the gold.

The moral of the story was obviously that you should always carry a spade around with you in case of emergency; that's something that's stuck with me all these years.

Another good show was DuckTales. There was an episode where Scrooge went searching for the fountain of youth, hoping to become immortal or at least turn the clock back a few years. When they found it, though, all it did was show a reflection of them when they were young!! As the boys (Huey, Duey and Luey...... not sure about the spelling to be honest) were only young, it showed them as eggs!! Can you see how this relates to your situation, Watty?

Another one had the duck from olden times (like caveman times, so a caveduck I guess you could call him), something happened to him that made him super smart, but errr.... it didn't work out, he went back to being dumb again after that. I forget why. If anyone remembers please let us know, I'm sure Watty is dying to hear.

Forgive me if i'm wrong but would you not take 9 points off them if they lost the rest of their matches and therefore have more points then them?

P.S - God bless you again, Watty Arnott

And god bless you Nick - you really are a man of great intelligence and taste, supporting one of the hardest working honest teams in the land, not fooled by these frightful parasites. chin chin!

Spiders from Mars always cuts through the crap and tells it like it is



That is a very good point, and I am a fud for not remembering to count these games

Could be an interesting afternoon when we visit Hampden on Saturday...

Watty,
A few of the QP supporters seem convinced that you are a guy that was hounded out of Hampden last year for being a bit of a stalker - especially where young girls were concerned. They say that this explains your extreme dislike of QP.
I told them I didn't think that this was the case - that you are just a silly wee boy with nothing else in your life to do but go on these boards.
However given you seem to be in league with Nick BCFC (who most of the QP fans know as an extreme weirdo) I'm beginning to have my doubts. Please confirm either way.

Regards
Boris.

Ah yes!

Nick BCFC has a history of being groomed.

What was the story with that anyway?

I've missed you guys.

He said young girls, not young guys.

i think mick dunlop should be playing at centre half as our defensive record proves this. we are just not as solid a team when he is not there.

i think molloy and bowers did well on saturday.

Wattie in his prime


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqwDoMqyWxw...ted&search=


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rj1SFtxRTg...ted&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XLl6Hip_Io...ted&search=


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH8P-KwoloQ...ted&search=

So there's been more than one apparent offender let inside 'your' ground?

The stewards should really be more careful who they let in.

I think you should be more concerned who you have let "inside your ground"
Still on these dodgy internet chatrooms?

I haven't been on the Queens site for a good while now. I tried having a look earlier today to see all my old friends but it didn't seem to work.

Hopefully most of your "friends" are in jail by now - if they are they are no doubt in solitary confinement for their own safety.

Nick, dear fellow, are you saying that you also have been made to feel somewhat unwelcome by the queenie fans? I myself have been made to feel threatened by these cyber thugs with their constant chat about me. They really cant stop going on about me and I feel somewhat pressured by the attention.

You seem to insinuate that you may be barred from the site. Is there perhaps a freedom of speech issue at the fortress of SFA brown-nosing?

True story old boy. At least City actually paid for their ground, unlike these champagne socialist moochers.

Looks like you found a new "daddy" to look after you Nick.

Nick may well need a figure to look up to and like you, he may adopt me.

Watch yourself there Watty, I think Nick may be wanting a bit more than adoption.
Unless that's what you want as well. Young boys as well as young girls - what a physchological mess you must be.
Get help before it's too late!

So anyway back to the matter in hand. How are you all feeling about 6 straight defeats?

Terrible I hope.

I think the following lyrics sum up my feelings about the string of defeats. Titles excluded to protect the innocent.

Do you think it's alright,
To leave the boy with Uncle Ernie?
Do you think it's alright;
He's had a few too many tonight!
D'you think it's alright?

I think it's alright, yes I think it's alright.

I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie
I'm glad you won't see or hear me
As I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !

Your mother left me here to mind you
Now I'm doing what I want to
Fiddling about
Fiddling about
Fiddle about!

Down with the bedclothes
Up with the nightshirt!
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !

You won't shout as I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.



And they called it puppy love
Oh i guess they'll never know
How a young heart really feels
And why i love her so

And they called it puppy love
Just because we're in our teens
Tell them all oh please tell it isn't fair
To take away my only dream

I cry each night my tears for you
My tears are all in vain
I hope and I'll pray that baby some day
You'll be back in my arms once again

Someone help me, help me please
Is the answer up above
How can i oh how can i tell them
This is not a puppy love

Someone help me, help me please
Is the answer up above
How can i, oh how can i tell them
This is not a puppy love

This is not a puppy love
This is not a puppy love (not a puppy love)
This is not a puppy love
This is not a puppy love

Very apt - I think there's more than a bit of Uncle Ernie in Watty.
I used to think the reason why he was on this site was a cry for help - but now I think it may be something more sinister. He does appear to single out the younger posters for particular attention.