Ok folks, lets have a starting 11 of your worst players from the past(and present if you wish) Here's mine -

in goals - ramiro gonzales

defenders- paul hilland, paul browne, jonathan smart, todd lumsden.

midfield - jay stein, ian davidson, ryan maxwell, paul hampshire

forwards - eddie annand, hamed sacko

How can you even class most of them as "players" and where is Kilgannon?

That is quite a horrendous team. Not least because Paul Hilland is at right back and you've got Todd Lumsden on the left!

However, your inclusion of Ramiro is disgraceful! He was a fantastic goalkeeper. He was a nutter, and made a few shockers, but he was a better goalkeeper than Rudy Pounasammy!

Wasnt aware i had to sort the positions out first dunc! hardly ever saw pounasammy play dunc, so cant really judge him.

GK: Andre Boe (Cameroon)

RB: Michael Renwick
CB: Chris McLeod
CB: Anton Smith
LB: Dylan Kerr

MF: Alan Mahood (2nd and 3rd times)
MF: John Gibson
MF: Chris Aitken
MF: Jani Uotinen (Finland)


FW: Stef McConalogue
FW: James McPake

Peter Cherrie

James McKinstry
Paul Bonar
Garry Paterson
Ronnie McQuilter

Mark Duthie
David Dunn
Cameron Connie
Russel Kelly

Brian Bilsland
Stuart Boyd

Subs:

John Hillcoat(GK)
Mark Hunphries
Neil McNab
Tony Shepherd
Andy Ferguson

This is truly a nightmare first team to have on a match day. Elgin would put 5 or 6 past this lot easy.

Bonar and humphries! im forgetting we had the misfortune of having to watch those 2 as well

Three of the finest Albion players ever.

Supposed to be wanted by Plymouth for £100k.

Clicky

He came to us on loan as a forward player and he was...well...guff!

I think he now plays as a defender for Livi.

Based on what he showed us in 6 months he'll never make it as a forward player anyway.

The 2001/2002 team had some crackers shudder

GK: Keith Ross

RB: Michael Renwick
CB: Dave McPherson
CB: Anton Smith
LB: Dylan Kerr

MF: Gary Tweedie
MF: John Gibson
MF: Paul McAneny
MF: Arthur Correia


FW: Scott Miller
FW: Stuart Riddle

Bryan and Salty - you forgot the great Andy Brownrigg!

You could also stake a claim for the following:

Mark McGraw,
The boy who ended up against Liverpool in the Champs League,
Chris Templeman,
Och sod it - there's so many.

This is based on the last 10 years!

Peter Cherrie
James McKinstry
Michael Renwick
Grame Mathie (never even got a game therefore he must be really bad!! Hope you don't read this mate! )
Tommy Tait
Russell Kelly
Scott Chaplain
Paul Hyslop
Graeme Brown
Roddy Grant
Stuart Boyd


Subs
John Hillcoat
Marc Duthie
Stephen Whalen
Andrew Ferguson

Neil McNab on the bench?

Peter Cherrie

Neil McKilligan
Colin McFarlane
Claudio Valleta
Davie Boyce

Greame Gilmour
Neil McNab
Tony Sheperd
Jose Fortes

Julien Dowe
Justin Jackson

Subs

Tom Woods
Michael O Neill
Thomas Gill
Marco Ciardi
Ian Gilzean

Monster your team would thrash mine

An Albion eleven....

Robert Giacomo

Rab Philliben
Brian Martin
Graeme Morrison
Denis McDaid

Norrie Anderson
John Millar
Willie Stuart
Charlie King

Davie Turnbull
Gary Higgins

5-3-2 Formation with Coyle fucking up behind the defence.

Rudy Pounasammy

Ronnie Coyle ***

Neil McKilligan Jonathan Smart Mark Hunphries Paul Hilland

Paul Harvey Jim McInally** Sean Kilgannon

Eddie Annand Ally Graham*

Subs

Chris McLeod
Scott Crabbe (last season)
Greig McCulloch (Never a top league player)
Ally Brown
Andy Smith (Again not my type of player)
Marc Millar
Ray McKinnon
Alex Taylor (what did he do for us?)

And manager would be Dalziel.

The Anelka mob and Anelka didnt happen so don't get a look in

* I know he helped us win the First Division and League cup but I never rated him as a player, just wasnt my type. Wasnt half the player Brewster was who he replaced.

** Utter c**t enough said

*** If only he had wore longer studs in Munich

Tam Carson (fattest goalie ever)

Paul Hilland
Chris McLeod
'Barry' Humphries
Todd Lumsden

Sean Kilgannon
Damian Dunleavy
Stuart Romaines

Scott Crabbe
Eddie Annand
Kenny McDonald

Didn't include any of the Anelka kid on players, as they weren't real footballers, so would be unfair on them.............

I know its your opinion but in my opinion you have made a grade A tit of yourself with that selection. FFS Coylie was one of greatest defenders, and one of our most underrated players of all time.
Rant over
For me it would be (excluding Anelkas pals)
Colin Scott,
John Hynd, Joe McAlpine, Steve Corstorphine, Mark Humpries,
Stuart Sorbie, Iain Gibson, Norman Kelly, Damien Dunleavy
Eric Ferguson, Mitch Bavidge
Subs
Ray Allen
Neil McKilligan
Billy Gavine
Paul Ramsay
Lee Dair

Some 80's horror stories in that bunch

My Forfar horror team would be as follows

1)Dean Robertson
2)Brian McCloy
3)Gary Lynn
4)Scott MacIntyre
5)Paul Hegarty
6)Simon Vella
7)Colin Marshall
8)Dave Bowman
9)Gary Whyte
10)Barrie Moffat
11)Gorge Shaw

subs
Baldur Bett, John Holt, Mark Bowes, Stephan Bonar, John Doneghan (GK- allegedly)

And of course the one and only Mr. Hegarty would be the Manager as well. I wonder why his disasterous spell in charge of Forfar is nevermentioned when his media buddies tell us what a shame it is he was punted from so many jobs 'unfairly'?

In your opinion maybe but I never liked him as a player, So cause my opinion differs from yours I'm a grade A tit?

Are you AKA_phonic in disguise?

I'm just amazed none of the Ayr teams have Jens Knudsen, the Faroe Islands international goalkeeper who punched the ball into his own net twice in one game!

Mind you, we've had more than our fair share of dodgy 'keepers.

David Purdie
Thomas Gill
Marius Rovde
Peter Cherrie
Jens Knudsen
John Hillcoat
Eric Philips

All names that spring to mind, but there are more, trust me!

And you still missed out Ludopish Roy!!

Bit harsh mate

My worst team - excluding the Anelka 11 man bowls team would be:

Bobby Geddes

Greig Mculloch
Miodrag Krivokapic
Chris Mcleod
Paul Hilland

Kevin Twaddle
Jim Mcinally
Paul Harvey
Sean Kilgannon

Eddie Annand
Andy Smith

He's a legend!

What a shock, Piss McLeod in 4 mentions!

It's interesting that just about everyone's selections are from recent times (ie within the last 10 years or so). This means one of the following:

1) Everyone on here is too young to remember the 80s
2) It was so long ago everyone's forgotten
3) Football really has got that bad over the last 10 to fifteen years
4) A combination of the above.

Combination of the above, for me I only started going to Rovers in 91/92 so was blessed with good players till around 96/97

Just went downhill from there

Just noticed of the 16 players I have listed;
8 are from the 80's
7 from the 90's
and 1 from 00's (mostly due to living in Sheffield&Birmingham at the time)

I think he has found his level at Montrose

A Beanos Useless XI will change on how I feel but right now it's:

Robert Giacomo - one of the 5 who will never drop out of this team no matter how bad future players are.

Rab Philliben
Pat Clark - one of the 5 who will never drop out of this team no matter how bad future players are.
Ronnie McQuilter - a grade A fanny and a shit player.
Brian Martin - one of the 5 who will never drop out of this team no matter how bad future players are.
Joe Tortalano

Norrie Anderson
Darren Kearney
Brendan Crozier - one of the 5 who will never drop out of this team no matter how bad future players are.
Bernie Grant

Gavin Price
Gary Higgins - one of the 5 who will never drop out of this team no matter how bad future players are.

No Davie Bell Tomsk.Gavin Price or Higgins where never as bad as him!!

Gavin Price gets in for being an arse of the pitch
Gary Higgins gets in for his infamous walking off the pitch incident whereupon he should have been sacked on the spot.

Davie Bell was just crap, these guys were crap but had some talent that they refused to show whilst wearing a Beanos jersey.

First Morton game was in 94.

I think Henry Heighton was a worse goalkeeper than Giacomo for the Binos.

Heighton was a comedy keeper, nobody expected him to be any good.

Glaucoma came from Iprix and was shockingly poor so poor he's made Stewarty forget Lindsey Hamilton.

Surely not Deano! He was my hero when I was 9!!!

From what I remember Mark Bowes was decent too

My Forfar Pathetic line-up

1: Colin Meldrum
2: Brian McCloy
3: Kevin Milne
4: Craig Tully
5: Iain Good
6: Roberto Morris
7: Calum Bett
8: Dave Bowman
9: Iain Ferguson
10: Barrie Moffat
11: Paul McIlravey

Deano was horrendous as I recall and was worse than useless on crosses, maybe he was your hero becasue he got sent off that time at Arbroath for punching Craig Cooper (?) in the pus for diving for a penalty.

Bowes was a personal thing as I just didn't like him

Meldrum was a good goalie but a scumbag to the Loons.

Iain Good is a surprise to me as he was pretty solid and has done a decent job at Peterheid - there are far worse Forfar centre halves to pick from through the anals (sic) of of our history. ditto Morris who was decent too i thought.

1. Gordon Bruce ( a stinker signed from Queens Park)
2. Mark Skilling ( The manager was desperate)
3. Andy Essler (Only had 1 game tht was enough)
4. Greig MacDonald (Now East Fife woeful)
5. Paul Watson (why)
6. Derek Cahoon ( Junkie from carlton athletic)
7. Robrt Bell ( Any one heard of him)
8. Mark Duthie ( Reject evewhere he was)
9. Mark Gallagher ( stints 1 and 2 he was bad)
10. Davie Turnbull ( Open Goal at hampden)
11. Gavin Galloway ( BAD)


That was easy

We have had a few bad players

Yeah picked Meldrum cause he was an erse.

Nah Deano was good, I was young at the time, was that the game Stevie Raynes went in goal? Still liked him all the same.

Never liked Good but he was in a successful team but I stick by to decision of Morris, thought he was poor.

Personal opinion and all that

I expected him to be better than kicking the ball off other forwards so it bounced into our net (was that against Berwick?) or have enough co-ordination to avoid running into the frame of the goal.

Excuse me, some of mine were from the early 80's

Time to throw the Alloa hat into the ring, but where do we start?

1. Gary McGlynn
.2Michael McDermott
3.Dougie Hill
4.Paul McLaughlin ©
5.Ross McLeod
6.Juan Calderon
7.Max Christie
8.Paul Mortimer
9.Jimmy Thompson
10.Xander McMillan
11.Darran Thomson

Pretty good (or BAD) team.
Turnbull scored a critical goal in th promotion clinching game v Gretna.
Paul Watson - surely you don't mean the sweeper from Ayr who played in 97/98 Championship season?

Oh aye.

You signed him from us in about '97 i think.

He played about 10 games for us maybe and was really quite bad, but nowhere near the calamitous Tony Shepherd, so he didn't get into my squad.

Worst team?

Any 11 players with Rab Reilly coaching them!

Heres mine:

Gk: Henry Heighton

DL: Joe Tortalano
DC: Kevin Bain
DC: Pat Clark
DR: Cant think of any that stood out as being terrible?!

ML: Jim Gardner
MC: Kenny McLellan
MC: Wullie Stewart
MR: Craig Feroz

FC: Davie Bell
FC: Davie Turnbull

What about Brian Martin who was 10 years after his extinction playing for you?

The Craig Feroz I remember playing for the Albion paraded himself as a striker!!