Grass free clickster

Now I don't know much about groundkeeping, but can you really lay new turf on the morning of a game and expect to have a half decent pitch?

Is this good or bad? What does it all mean Basil?

that pitch is ridiculous, they better do somethin wae that pronto!

"The problem is that it's a city stadium and the football association does not have anything to do with it," Varanavicius told BBC Sport."

Is it a feckin local council park we are playing on?

That pitch is a disgrace - there is no way they can get it better by KO.

FFS i thought my local pitches were bad. We'll just have to forget about it and get on with it. No use moaning just get fired right intae them.

I would probably drop mcfadden after seeing that picture of the pitch. It won't suit his style. Boyd must start. If we get balls into the box he is likely to put one in.

The pitch looks dreadful. Aparently they were going to put grass in the goalmouths, where there's just mud, a la yer public parks at the end of winter. Instead, they've rolled them and put down SAND!

Brilliant