Let's see what petty things get on the P&B masses nerves.

People feeding birds in the town pisses me right off.

Anyway, what gets on your nerves?

Err, is there not a mega long thread like this already?

Anyways, never one to miss on a moaning session,

1. People who double park instaed of walking an xtra 50 feet to a parking space. That's what you have legs for you fat waste of spaces.

2. People who let their dogs crap in the street. Manky filthy vermin. Litter as well

People that act aw wide.

People who don't like Romauld Bouadji. Grrrr.

When you're on the phone, and someone else in the room talks to you while you're trying to listen to the phone.

My maw does it all the time, the arsewipe that she is.

I have nothing in the house to mix with my Vodka apart from milk........

I'll report back on my progress

And, I think I am going to be sick.

ive a got "petty things" top five.

1. Noisy eaters

2. People that "clack" their chewing gum

3. People that walk in to you in pubs or clubs and dont apologise

4. People that are late

5. When you are playing pool, and the person you are playing stands and talks to their mates for ages when you are waiting on them playing their shot.

Put the bottle in the freezer for as long as you have, and drink it straight. It's brilliant when it's really cold and actually drinkable.

Or pour the vodka into a bowl and mix it with toothpaste, it gives it a nice mint flavour.

Not that I've ever been desperate enough to try that like........

Oh, and people that make that weird noise when the spit, thats just fucking minging.

When you have 39 versions of the same thread

ochil-clyde

shite clichés

Bad language

Most old people

Bet you can't hold it down...

I dont even know who he is.

Anyway,

Slow drivers esp. caravans and tractors. Tractors are designed for fields. Get them the f**k off the roads. Also arseholes that drive around in ancient Peugeots and Citroens with big exhausts. Your car's shit - why are you advertising it to us all so much.

People who leave things lying around and expect others to pick them up.

People who think they are funny but in reality are as funny as a 2 week dose of the runs.

Loud people esp. Americans.

Noty so much annoys me but I always find it curious.

Why do people stand waiting for ages to cross a busy road rather than walk 20 yards along the road to a zebra crossing??

To live life on the edge

People who hog the middle lane on the motorway!

It's not America you fuckin fannies!

Aye drink it straight Adam Wee ya pussy!!!

Anyway...c***s who throw litter out of their motors in the country side...absolutely no fuckin need for it whatsoever...c***s...

A worse crime is parking in a disabled parking space. Especially on a Sunday morning when you have your golf clubs in the back seat. Tends to give you away.

did you see McIntyre Investigates (sp) the other week , they waited outside a gym for able bodied folk to park in a disabled space then offered them a complimentary wheelchair service into the building - class

there was one bloke who parked his ferrari between two disabled spaces "there's a very good reason why I've parked like this!" he said

No thanks, I used to like Vodka straight but had a pretty rough night one time

Got so desperate I was going to drink it with water but thankfully, one of my mates came down in his car and I gave him money to drive the 20 or so seconds down to the garage for coke and smarties

Aye, but did he get you any juice?

Those utter c***s that drive about with "racing" exhausts. f**k off. Fuuuuuuuuuucccckkkk offff you b*****ding little fucks.

take your shitey little cars and get to f**k.

He picked up some lemonade for me!

I agree! wee fannies who think sounding loud is something to be proud of - it makes you look like a cock you twats!!

Bands with names blatently missing 'The'

People who don't understand English language.

Sorry, the English language.

People who overtake you when you are already doing the speed limit. Especially on single carriageway roads.

people who talk loud as feck on the telephone, its a telephone fro feck's sake, not a megaphone
people who spit for no reason, fair enough if you have an allergy or the flu or something, but if not stop doing it, its bogen
people who drop litter
when your walking down the street and someone in front of you stops dead all of a sudden and you bump into them, tossers
when your in the queue at the atm and it runs out of money and the arsehole in front of you doesn't bother telling you that its ran out, happened to me again today

The wife moaning about me going to the bookies

People who can't spell, or use correct grammar.

messageboard spelling police

Horrible thing to say :

Old folk in supermarkets. Get your purse out of your bag BEFORE the checkout operator asks for the money. Don't stand there hunting about for 5 minutes it once he/she asks.

Another thing is stopping in masses of wrinkles and white hair in the middle of the Ailse and tutting at anyone who has the temerity to try and get by.

Also Agnes, try remembering your 5p off camp coffee coupon before you complete the transaction you dodering pain in the rear end.

I actually make a point of picking the check out queue with no old folk in it.

I know we'll all be old at one point, but I'm sure I'll at least be a bit more considerate for other people who have limited time to get the chore done.

Old folk : should be shot at birth.

Bands who have misleading website addresses!

Amen brother.

I hate body piercings and tattoos. They make you look like a fucking clown.

My dad takes everything his sister and her husband says SO seriously. Like today we were shopping for a new bathroom suite and I swear if I had to listen to "Mary says this, Sam says that" one more time, I was about to hit him.

Shoot the c***s. I'll help out. The purge has to start somewhere. The sooner these fucks are off the road the better.

Self obsessiveness

Ditto. It's always when I'm in a hurry.

Along similar lines, people at thr Forth Road Bridge tolls who stop outside the booth and then decide to stripsearch their car for 80 f***ing pence when I know all along they've got a fiver in their pocket.

The French

Boy, do I have a story for you.

There's this Jamaican woman called Mrs McLeod that comes into Tesco every Thursday. She comes in before I start at 6pm and guaranteed she's still there when I leave at 10pm. This particular Thursday, she spent FORTY minutes at the checkout, and people actually queued behind her for that long - which is almost more stupid than her taking that long. Then she came over to where we were standing and asked us to photocopy a lot of stuff for her whilst she had a seat. She is a total pain in the arse.

Twice I've seen her taken away by ambulance because she's spent so long in the ladies toilets she's fallen asleep and when woken up - and surrounded by people - she seems to think there is something wrong with her. If she's not asking for an ambulance, she's asking for a chair - no matter where she is, be it centre aisle, produce or the checkouts!

She talks about absolute nonsense, like I'm not saying that just because I'm not interested in anything she has to say, she actually talks nonsense. You can't understand what or why she's saying it to you! It's gotten to the point where most members of staff totally avoid her!

Oh god... that reminds me of this old woman who would come into Airdrie's Superdrug when I worked there (around late 90s) who would expect a chair when she came in, and either Iain or I (she never asked the girls) would have to run around the shop picking stuff up for her. She was a nightmare!

A petty thing that gets on my nerves... pretty simple one this, but people singing loudly at gigs and getting the fecking words wrong... if you're gonna do it, make sure you at least know the words!

Kids that say they support the OF, yet they probably havent been to a Celtic/Rangers game

I hate that as well. I've always noticed its normally fat c***s who you can hear chomping loudly.

Aye, get yer souped-up hairdryers tae f*ck.

When you buy tickets for concerts or gigs for your mates and they either:

1.Dont give you the money for the tickets, or if they do it takes them about 3 months!!!

or

2. Tell you about 2 or 3 hours before the gig starts that they forgot all about it and that they are working!!