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Soccer FM is a new weekly podcast feature for season 2016-2017 which we are hosting. The show is a short sharp and hopefully witty review of the weekend's major talking points across the SPFL and is hosted by Dunfermline fan Steven Mill (of Capital FM fame) and Partick Thistle supporter and comedian Ray Bradshaw.
We hope you enjoy it and get involved with the lads as the show takes shape over the coming weeks.
The national side is a constant source of abject misery but at some point it might end. Gordon Strachan is the latest man charged with leading us back to a major tournament for the first time since 1998. Discuss all aspects of the Scotland team here.
There are 30-40 Saturday-playing amateur leagues in Scotland covering Highland, North of Scotland, North of Tay, Tayside, Fife, East of Scotland, South of Scotland, and West of Scotland regions. Discuss them all here !
The P&B massive have a love of many other sports too so if you want to talk Golf, Egg Chasing, Tennis, Yank Football, Baseball, Cricket, Darts, Snooker or Synchronised swimming or anything else then here is the place to do it.
Jamie Wire has retired as our resident statto but never fear as craigkillie has stepped in to take over ! Feel free to post any question in this forum on the subject of Scottish football (line-ups, results, trivia etc) and either he or one of the many forum regulars will be only too happy to try and help!
This is the General Nonsense forum for use by all P&B visitors to discuss anything and everything. Note that any music, tv, film, gaming or technology related threads should be placed in the respective forums (see below this one) for those topics.
Getting good travel advice is invaluable when you are thinking of heading somewhere new. P&B has a very well well travelled membership so this section is for you to pick their brains about where you are off to.
It's long been requested by the masses and finally here it is. P&B Gold is where old classic threads will be moved to by the mods whenever they have served their time in the main forum.
Users can contribute to threads that make their way in here, but can't start new topics here. Of course we want users to suggest threads that merit being moved here, and we will NEVER archive any of the threads that sit in Gold.
Working in IT, we were once recruiting for a new Assistant Chief Executive and part of the process was they had to read some information and then produce an appropriately formatted response (Word Report, Spreadsheet of figures, Presentation) so muggins here had to set up new user accounts etc for them all to use.
I then proceeded to ask if the people coming in had any special requirements - was I going to have to default one new profile to larger font and icons etc and was eventually told by HR that one of them would require a left handed mouse.
Simple - I set up their profile to have the mouse buttons default the other way round.
Job done, I get on with accessing all those websites I've banned the rest of the organisation from accessing.
Come the time of the assessment I find an HR person hunting me down - the computer isn't working!! The assessment for this candidate is in chaos, turns out when they twat had asked for a left handed mouse, they meant a mouse placed to the left of the keyboard. My response was to calmly reset the mouse and leave before telling HR that the person was a fucking moron and could have moved it themselves when they arrived.
They didn't become our Assistant Chief Executive.
Another ACE we had one day brought in her PC from home as it was having problems - had a look at it and found that it had a virus on it, most likely from all of the porn sites that were in the history.
Hate the players is a bit strong but I certainly would shout a lot at Nakamura as he fell every time he approached our penalty box and was awarded a free kick. Maybe it was the ref I should have been shouting at.
And Barry Ferguson. He always seemed like one of the neds from the terracing at Ibrox pulled on to the pitch for a game. Arrogant and aggresive wee naff.
And of course Tokely.
Well hopefully we get someone in soon, as well as a striker. It'd be great to have everything settled well before the season starts for once. Decent signings in those two positions, and left back cover, and we're looking in good shape ..