paranoid android Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 15 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: I remember a case in Glasgow back in the 80's when IRA cells were operating throughout the UK, the Queen was due to open something in Buchanan St. As a security precaution, police were having parked cars in the vicinity removed. One car, who's owner couldn't be traced, was checked out with a sniffer dog - it started going frantic pawing and clawing at the boot of car. Army bomb disposal people were called in to open it up using a controlled explosion. Inside the car boot was 1 lb of sausages.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 15 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: I remember a case in Glasgow back in the 80's when IRA cells were operating throughout the UK, the Queen was due to open something in Buchanan St. As a security precaution, police were having parked cars in the vicinity removed. One car, who's owner couldn't be traced, was checked out with a sniffer dog - it started going frantic pawing and clawing at the boot of car. Army bomb disposal people were called in to open it up using a controlled explosion. Inside the car boot was 1 lb of sausages.. Bangers surely 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 27 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: I remember a case in Glasgow back in the 80's when IRA cells were operating throughout the UK, the Queen was due to open something in Buchanan St. As a security precaution, police were having parked cars in the vicinity removed. One car, who's owner couldn't be traced, was checked out with a sniffer dog - it started going frantic pawing and clawing at the boot of car. Army bomb disposal people were called in to open it up using a controlled explosion. Inside the car boot was 1 lb of sausages.. Link? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 17 minutes ago, paranoid android said: Were they sleeping? No, playing dead - like this one : 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 9 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Link? Bravo! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnstoun Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 30 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Find a cadaver?! f**k right off before you become one, cunto! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Scotland Yard is to ask for more money to continue its six-year investigation into the disappearance of Madeleine McCann.http://news.sky.com/story/hunt-for-madeleine-mccann-needs-more-cash-to-continue-10999676 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Scotland Yard is to ask for more money to continue its six-year investigation into the disappearance of Madeleine McCann.http://news.sky.com/story/hunt-for-madeleine-mccann-needs-more-cash-to-continue-10999676 Just arrest the fucking parents and put the other kids in care. What's so fucking difficult about that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Why isn't the "Find Madeline Fund" picking up the tab? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Why isn't the "Find Madeline Fund" picking up the tab? Because it covers babysitters funds whilst the parents are out on the lash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 8 hours ago, Waspy said: Scotland Yard is to ask for more money to continue its six-year investigation into the disappearance of Madeleine McCann.http://news.sky.com/story/hunt-for-madeleine-mccann-needs-more-cash-to-continue-10999676 The investigating team have decided they rather like Pria De Luz. Nice hotels, good pubs, good restaurants, good golf courses, lovely weather...You can't blame them for wanting to spin this out for as long as they possibly can. Sure beats running the risk of getting stabbed, shot or mown down by a van in a London terrorist attack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 41 minutes ago, mizfit said: Because it covers babysitters funds whilst the parents are out on the lash. That's how they got into this mess in the first place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelmen Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 At least they are getting babysitters now rather than sleeping tablets 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Ten fucking years; Jesus Christ. Every time this thread gets bumped, I can't help but feel a little hope. That they've finally been arrested, of course. The kid's long dead, like all the missing children who weren't killed at a sunny holiday resort, and didn't receive anything like as much attention from the press and polis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 1 hour ago, ICTJohnboy said: The investigating team have decided they rather like Pria De Luz. Nice hotels, good pubs, good restaurants, good golf courses, lovely weather...You can't blame them for wanting to spin this out for as long as they possibly can. Sure beats running the risk of getting stabbed, shot or mown down by a van in a London terrorist attack. yup, funny how they are asking for more money just as the biting cold shitey winter is about to kick in here in the UK, the minute its dark longer than its light over here they will find a new lead in portugal and f**k off for a 3 month jaunt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Just now, BigFatTabbyDave said: Ten fucking years; Jesus Christ. Every time this thread gets bumped, I can't help but feel a little hope. That they've finally been arrested, of course. The kid's long dead, like all the missing children who weren't killed at a sunny holiday resort, and didn't receive anything like as much attention from the press and polis. 11mill for one fucking missing wean that the parents have never been charged with neglect for 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 11 minutes ago, 54_and_counting said: 11mill for one fucking missing wean that the parents have never been charged with neglect for Haven't they suffered enough, you monster? Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 35 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Ten fucking years; Jesus Christ. Every time this thread gets bumped, I can't help but feel a little hope. That they've finally been arrested, of course. The kid's long dead, like all the missing children who weren't killed at a sunny holiday resort, and didn't receive anything like as much attention from the press and polis. Im the exact same pal, if i see this topic being bumped, trending on twitter or a headline, i hope those two twats have finally been caught out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Nothing to see here, move along...*sweep sweep* What's up with all the rotating GIF avatars of late, MM? Mon Dieu been giving out private lessons? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just bored, Dave. Bored with life. I recommend developing an keen interest in compulsive masturbation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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