Rugster Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 9 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: London’s shitty thunder meaning having to get on a ducking train at 4pm rather than getting stuck into the beer for a few hours before heading to the airport. The train will have a bar on it, surely? Stop whining. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 24 minutes ago, Rugster said: The train will have a bar on it, surely? Stop whining. The shitey east coast train bar doesnt have top totty wearing soaking wet t-shirts popping in to dry off every couple of minutes though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Flip flops in the office. Flip flop, flip flop all day long from three folk today. At least one changed into sandals for going outside and we're in an air conditioned room that's the same temperature all year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Flip flops in the office. Flip flop, flip flop all day long from three folk today. At least one changed into sandals for going outside and we're in an air conditioned room that's the same temperature all year. Footballers as well. All of those c***s seem to float about in flipflops and socks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Flip flops in the office. Flip flop, flip flop all day long from three folk today. At least one changed into sandals for going outside and we're in an air conditioned room that's the same temperature all year. This used to drive me nuts when I worked in an office. More offensive than the sound was the enforced sight of office workers fat and swollen feet/ankles! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 (edited) Due to fucking Tories privatization of our holy railways and the associated chronic underfunding of suitable railstock and track infrastructure, the shooglyness of this fucking train has caused a beer-laptop interface incident. Thanks Thatcher. Edited May 29, 2018 by Melanius Mullarkey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Due to fucking Tories privatization of our holy railways and the associated chronic underfunding of suitable railstock and track infrastructure, the shooglyness of this fucking train has caused a beer-laptop interface incident. Thanks Thatcher. Business/ corporate speak nonsense thread for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Due to fucking Tories privatization of our holy railways and the associated chronic underfunding of suitable railstock and track infrastructure, the shooglyness of this fucking train has caused a beer-laptop interface incident. Thanks Thatcher. Unfortunately still letting you post though, ya moany fucker. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 32 minutes ago, Rugster said: Unfortunately still letting you post though, ya moany fucker. Don’t try and deter him. With any luck he’ll get electrocuted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Must be the non-conductive hipster Pacific pale ale from Waitrose that’s saving me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Due to fucking Tories privatization of our holy railways and the associated chronic underfunding of suitable railstock and track infrastructure, the shooglyness of this fucking train has caused a beer-laptop interface incident. Thanks Thatcher. Can’t believe Margaret Thatcher greenied this. Cruel. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Cutting your fingernails only to really need them about 10 seconds later. Every fucking time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: Cutting your fingernails only to really need them about 10 seconds later. Every fucking time. To pick up the clippings? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: Cutting your fingernails only to really need them about 10 seconds later. Every fucking time. To pick your nose? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 To try and keep everyone happy, or everyone equally pissed off in the office someone drew up a rota for the radio, so in a three week cycle I have to listen to Radio One for 5 days. Got excited at the 'Breaking News' that Cockwomble NIck 'Grimmy and fucking Grim to Listen to' Grimshaw was leaving the R1 Breakfast Show. This was quickly dashed by the fact he just swapping with Greg James, so that I will still have to listen to both these Oxygen thieves, just at different times of the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 9 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: To try and keep everyone happy, or everyone equally pissed off in the office someone drew up a rota for the radio, so in a three week cycle I have to listen to Radio One for 5 days. Got excited at the 'Breaking News' that Cockwomble NIck 'Grimmy and fucking Grim to Listen to' Grimshaw was leaving the R1 Breakfast Show. This was quickly dashed by the fact he just swapping with Greg James, so that I will still have to listen to both these Oxygen thieves, just at different times of the day. What else is on the rota? Radio 3 followed by Armed Forces Radio. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 To try and keep everyone happy, or everyone equally pissed off in the office someone drew up a rota for the radio, so in a three week cycle I have to listen to Radio One for 5 days. Got excited at the 'Breaking News' that Cockwomble NIck 'Grimmy and fucking Grim to Listen to' Grimshaw was leaving the R1 Breakfast Show. This was quickly dashed by the fact he just swapping with Greg James, so that I will still have to listen to both these Oxygen thieves, just at different times of the day. What’s so bad about Greg James? He is miles better than Grimshaw anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: What else is on the rota? Radio 3 followed by Armed Forces Radio. Day 1 - Radio 1 Day 2 - Original FM Day 3 - Northsound/Radio X Over three weeks you get 5 days of each, and repeat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, throbber said: What’s so bad about Greg James? He is miles better than Grimshaw anyway. Syphilis is better than Cancer but I don't want either in my life. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 No idea how folk can listen to Radio 1. Any time I've heard it it's the host chatting utter drivel for the majority of the time and every so often they'll play a shite song. I think I'd sooner listen to Classic FM than Radio 1. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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