supermik Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, keithgy said: In the last 2 weeks I have lost 2.5 stone in weight,i thought I had the flu but it turns out I had pneumonia. Standard answer in my house for any ailments. Edited March 30, 2018 by supermik 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 (edited) I'm in Fiji and it's fucking pishing with rain. Edit: put the kids into the kids club and got pished. Edited March 31, 2018 by KnightswoodBear 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 I'm in Fiji and it's fucking pishing with rain. Edit: put the kids into the kids club and got pished. Its the only sensible option. I love Fiji. Which resort you at? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 5 minutes ago, Swarley said: Its the only sensible option. I love Fiji. Which resort you at? The Marriott Momi Bay. It's fantastic. I tried Kava last night. Made my teeth go numb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 The BBCs obsession with the cricket ball tampering thing.Oh, and giving women's football scores before the men's matches. It's great that some women are making the effort to keep fit but I wonder how many people give a toss about Man City ladies tonking Swindon 8-0? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 The Marriott Momi Bay. It's fantastic. I tried Kava last night. Made my teeth go numb. Ooooh the Marriott, get her! Enjoy. Never tried kava myself mainly because I suspect the locals are just giving the tourists slops or muddy puddle water. I'll stick to the Fiji Gold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 The word 'clasp'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 5 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: The Marriott Momi Bay. It's fantastic. I tried Kava last night. Made my teeth go numb. Just bought some Kava tea bags in the hope that it will help me cut down the booze. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Opening a bottle of white wine, not finishing it and having to put it in the fridge. Then taking it out of the fridge too soon before wanting to drink it so it’s too chilled. I usually try to avoid this by finishing the bottle once I’ve opened it but it’s not always possible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 14 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Opening a bottle of white wine, not finishing it and having to put it in the fridge. Then taking it out of the fridge too soon before wanting to drink it so it’s too chilled. I usually try to avoid this by finishing the bottle once I’ve opened it but it’s not always possible. When is lights out these days? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 6 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: When is lights out these days? What? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: What? When do the nurses put the lights out? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: When do the nurses put the lights out? You’ll probably end up in care before me. One of those sad tossers other residents avoid so they don’t need to listen to his ‘witty banter’. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 6 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: You’ll probably end up in care before me. One of those sad tossers other residents avoid so they don’t need to listen to his ‘witty banter’. No danger, you'll be able to show me the ropes. Get me in with the crowd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 38 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Opening a bottle of white wine, not finishing it and having to put it in the fridge. Then taking it out of the fridge too soon before wanting to drink it so it’s too chilled. I usually try to avoid this by finishing the bottle once I’ve opened it but it’s not always possible. ^^^Peasant. https://www.robertdyas.co.uk/hostess-single-bottle-wine-cooler?istCompanyId=bf3344d9-83f5-4abd-b69a-da131f7567d1&istItemId=xmqwtiwqmw&istBid=tztx&source=&gclid=Cj0KCQjw4_zVBRDVARIsAFNI9eBh0evd9C8dko-RF_yHj1qVw78aGT7ibWaIyykdpXnU6vXJADRj8_kaAsvXEALw_wcB 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Just now, welshbairn said: ^^^Peasant. https://www.robertdyas.co.uk/hostess-single-bottle-wine-cooler?istCompanyId=bf3344d9-83f5-4abd-b69a-da131f7567d1&istItemId=xmqwtiwqmw&istBid=tztx&source=&gclid=Cj0KCQjw4_zVBRDVARIsAFNI9eBh0evd9C8dko-RF_yHj1qVw78aGT7ibWaIyykdpXnU6vXJADRj8_kaAsvXEALw_wcB That looks awful. I’d rather keep a spare screwtop bottle to decant the wine and put it back in the wine cooler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Dangers new stupid avatar. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Natalie Sawyer getting quietly dropped by Sky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 5 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said: The BBCs obsession with the cricket ball tampering thing. Oh, and giving women's football scores before the men's matches. It's great that some women are making the effort to keep fit but I wonder how many people give a toss about Man City ladies tonking Swindon 8-0? What annoys me most about women's football on the news is when a news headline doesn't make it clear it's the women's team they're talking about. You'll get a headline like "Chelsea sign x player", and I'll think "ooh, never heard of him" and click on the link, only to find out it's about Chelsea ladies. Thing is, I like women's football and I'm interested in it, so if the headline was "Chelsea women sign x player" I'd still read it, but I feel doing it this way just tricks people into reading it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 When that last little bit of toilet paper gets air trapped in it and will not go ........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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