Alert Mongoose Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Stacey Dooley. Wee fucking cow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Muir Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Those Australian c***s greeting like wee weans cos one of them scraped a ball. Fuckin grow up and the media too for ramping it up to f**k. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 It's 28°c today and my car's AC isn't working. I'm going to be a greasy mess driving home. Well more that usual. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 11 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said: Stacey Dooley. Wee fucking cow. Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 My Fitness Pal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 The awful, lingering, niggling and day-ruining question that is: "did I lock the door?" I made a 35 mile round trip last night just to make sure I'd locked up an industrial unit that I absolutely no memory of closing up the day before. Of course, as always, I had indeed locked it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Amazon Shipping tracking. "Track your parcel" "Parcel out for delivery, 9.22am" "Delivered by 8pm" Thanks for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Amazon Shipping tracking. "Track your parcel" "Parcel out for delivery, 9.22am" "Delivered by 8pm" Thanks for that. I just had the exact same thing! Bollocks to that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 14 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: I quite like her.. She doesnt like you. Told me the other night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 People who call today "Easter Friday". It's Good Friday, you arsehole, or if you don't believe in that sort of shit, it's Friday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 6 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: People who call today "Easter Friday". It's Good Friday, you arsehole, or if you don't believe in that sort of shit, it's Friday. On the plus side, it's nearly Easter Saturday though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 People who call today "Easter Friday". It's Good Friday, you arsehole, or if you don't believe in that sort of shit, it's Friday. That’s an unorthodox view 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 40 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: That’s an unorthodox view In that case, Great Friday, though it seems pretty average so far tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: The awful, lingering, niggling and day-ruining question that is: "did I lock the door?" I made a 35 mile round trip last night just to make sure I'd locked up an industrial unit that I absolutely no memory of closing up the day before. Of course, as always, I had indeed locked it. Have you thought about filming it, just for peace of mind? Serious suggestion. A quick video on your phone that you can check would surely be better than it gnawing at your mind surely? You can test that the door is locked in the video as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 31 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Have you thought about filming it, just for peace of mind? Serious suggestion. A quick video on your phone that you can check would surely be better than it gnawing at your mind surely? You can test that the door is locked in the video as well. My girlfriend does this every time she leaves work at night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 25 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Have you thought about filming it, just for peace of mind? Serious suggestion. A quick video on your phone that you can check would surely be better than it gnawing at your mind surely? You can test that the door is locked in the video as well. Videoing every door every morning / evening could be a faff tbh. There's no way I'd be able to follow such an invention up, but some contraption that links a door lock monitor to an app on your phone would be the business, a bit like Hive for your heating, but with a wee laser/light thing that would know if the brass bit is in or out. *If anyone electronically minded steals this excellent idea and makes any decent money from it, then remember to give your old pal HC here a reasonable cut of the profits and don't be a c**t, thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: In that case, Great Friday, though it seems pretty average so far tbh. Easter 2018 is the 8th April in Orthodox Christianity It's only this weekend in the Latin Tradition That was the pun. It's a bit niche and I didn't expect everyone to get it. Hopefully someone did. Edited March 30, 2018 by topcat(The most tip top) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 5 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Videoing every door every morning / evening could be a faff tbh. There's no way I'd be able to follow such an invention up, but some contraption that links a door lock monitor to an app on your phone would be the business, a bit like Hive for your heating, but with a wee laser/light thing that would know if the brass bit is in or out. *If anyone electronically minded steals this excellent idea and makes any decent money from it, then remember to give your old pal HC here a reasonable cut of the profits and don't be a c**t, thank you. Where does it all end though? Most routine tasks don't register when we do them so do we set up apps for everything? Then we'd need another app to manage these apps. I wonder how many times people check their door to discover it wasn't locked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 1 minute ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: Easter 2018 is the 8th April in Orthodox Christianity It's only this weekend in the Latin Tradition That was the pun. It's a bit niche and I didn't expect everyone to get it. Hopefully someone did. I got the pun, hence the mention of Great Friday in my reply. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 I got the pun, hence the mention of Great Friday in my reply. Good to hearIn that case my reply will have served as a footnote 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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