Brother Blades Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 You didn’t try to repossess a video recorder from Blackness Road, Dundee circa 1995 due to £65 debt caused by a cheque always bouncing? Id just like to say, it was all an administrative error at the bank. Funnily enough, as an apprentice, you were expected to do one late evening a week, normally when the debt guys were doing re-possessions. Not nice as a 16 year old in Ardler. The Hultoon multis could be equally distressing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 The Hilltown multi's, Mid Craigie..those stupid 'Easyview' meters. 'Aww right pal I've just taken the meter to bits' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 The stupid length of time it takes one of the egg chasing c***s to kick a conversion. Standing looking at the posts for half an hour whilst everyone stays silent. Just kick it you cauliflowered eared c**t. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The stupid length of time it takes one of the egg chasing c***s to kick a conversion. Standing looking at the posts for half an hour whilst everyone stays silent. Just kick it you cauliflowered eared c**t. 7s has got it right. A drop kick in line with where you crossed the try line. No tees, no stupid wee dance. Probably more skillfull too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Through in Edinburgh for the day/evening. Filled up the car at Tesco in Dundee before leaving, one of the cheapest local places, only to see diesel in Edinburgh 5p a litre cheaper! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 The stupid length of time it takes one of the egg chasing c***s to kick a conversion. Standing looking at the posts for half an hour whilst everyone stays silent. Just kick it you cauliflowered eared c**t. Does Twickenham still have the display going round that reads ' Silence. Respect the Kicker " they had a couple of seasons ago.....It sport....Boooooo the fucker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Through in Edinburgh for the day/evening. Filled up the car at Tesco in Dundee before leaving, one of the cheapest local places, only to see diesel in Edinburgh 5p a litre cheaper! How much did you lose out on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 (edited) The inability of English people to pronounce "insurance* - it's "insurance" not "inshorrance". Grrrr! Edited February 10, 2018 by Jacksgranda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 3 hours ago, whiskychimp said: How much did you lose out on? Only about £2.60. As the thread title says, “petty things”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Cheap c**t. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 8 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Only about £2.60. As the thread title says, “petty things”. I only asked a question. Wasn't making a point . You cheap c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Ski jumping being judged on style rather than just furthest wins. Its not really a subjective sport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Ski jumping being judged on style rather than just furthest wins. Its not really a subjective sport. I think they should adopt this kind of scoring system for long jump in the summer Olympics , just measuring the jump length is so last century ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Ski jumping being judged on style rather than just furthest wins. Its not really a subjective sport. Faster, higher, stronger. Anything that requires judges to give marks for style should get the f**k out of the olympics and go to Strictly. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, JamesP_81 said: 6 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Ski jumping being judged on style rather than just furthest wins. Its not really a subjective sport. I think they should adopt this kind of scoring system for long jump in the summer Olympics , just measuring the jump length is so last century ! Its definitely something to think about. Not the quickest round the marathon but the most stylish. So the north African that is quickest might lose out to someone wearing a Postman Pat costume. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Just now, Ziggy said: Faster, higher, stronger. Anything that requires judges to give marks for style should get the f**k out of the olympics and go to Strictly. Couldn't have said that better. Its actually Faster, Higher, Stronger, Most Fabulous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 I served my apprenticeship in Lochee, then moved to Altens for a few years. Great apprenticeship that gave me a greater knowledge of electronics than the panel/ board swappers nowadays. Always component level in my day. If you worked out of Altens did you know big Iain Donaldson, aka the fat controller? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 46 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Cheap c**t. We're talking half a bottle of white Faustino V here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Granny Steptoe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, welshbairn said: We're talking half a bottle of white Faustino V here. Or breakfast as he calls it. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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