Brother Blades Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Not so petty, but I managed to cause a near fatality at work today. The guy is ok, only had to go to hospital for shock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Not so petty, but I managed to cause a near fatality at work today. The guy is ok, only had to go to hospital for shock. Go on... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Can’t- legal involved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myko Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Tease. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Tease. Love to, but I’m in UAE.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 12 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Go on... He has given the chap a really bad dose of Bad AIDS. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Can’t- legal involved. Do your works legal dept. use P&B a lot? Get the story telt! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myko Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 33 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: Love to, but I’m in UAE.... Uddingston Accident & Emergency ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 3 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: Wife has a new habit of texting me at work with shite like "cheer me up" Why the f**k am I meant to do that whilst trying to do my own job? No it wouldn't be funny to say send her a pic of yer penis. That would just depress her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 On 07/01/2018 at 12:39, Melanius Mullarkey said: The straight bits go round the ootside, m8 HTH Anyway, the missus has gone all huffy because the cat just brought in a dead robin and she reckons the robin (one of about 10 knocking about) is the reincarnation of her mum. Or Granny depending on what day it is. Ask her if she thinks its her mum next time you see a robin peck another robin to death, or pecking bits of food out of a dog shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Not so petty, but I managed to cause a near fatality at work today. The guy is ok, only had to go to hospital for shock. Were you distracted telling us the best way to hide a stiff? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 10 hours ago, Myko said: Missus will text me at work 4/5 times a day on WhatsApp. I'll open/read the text then reply accordingly at first available opportunity. However, she'll say : ''The two blue ticks came up. Why you ignoring me ?'' if I don't respond to said message within 3 or 4 mins. Then she'll say something like "Oh, is work more important than me I take it..... !?'' Jesus, man. Yes darling, I love spreadsheets and replacing toner cartridges far more than you ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Don't get me started on white feathers that fall from the sky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 What's this white feather thing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 3 minutes ago, milton75 said: What's this white feather thing? Something to do with angels, I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 I see. Oh dear.There are quite a lot of birds with white feathers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: It's for women who are mental. My mum's best mate became a Christian nutjob in her old age and now believes every feather is her late husband visiting. My mum tries reasoning with her that her house is full of feather cushions, pillows, duvets etc but she won't listen. The missus also has to say hello to magpies. Former Rangers and Pars "midfielder" Ian Ferguson was also deferential to magpies, much to the bafflement of his teammates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: My mum's best mate became a Christian nutjob in her old age and now believes every feather is her late husband visiting. My mum tries reasoning with her that her house is full of feather cushions, pillows, duvets etc but she won't listen. The missus also has to say hello to magpies. Former Rangers and Pars "midfielder" Ian Ferguson was also deferential to magpies, much to the bafflement of his teammates. You're supposed to salute them whilst saying good morning to them. And address them as Mr. My nutjob ex's even bigger nutjob of a mother used to do that all the time. One time she did it the postman was walking up her drive and saluted back at her with a confused look on his face. Utter crackpot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 19 hours ago, Myko said: Missus will text me at work 4/5 times a day on WhatsApp. I'll open/read the text then reply accordingly at first available opportunity. However, she'll say : ''The two blue ticks came up. Why you ignoring me ?'' if I don't respond to said message within 3 or 4 mins. Then she'll say something like "Oh, is work more important than me I take it..... !?'' Jesus, man. Yes darling, I love spreadsheets and replacing toner cartridges far more than you ffs. Does that mean she's pregnant? Hardly surprising she's upset if you ignore that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 My mum's best mate became a Christian nutjob in her old age and now believes every feather is her late husband visiting. My mum tries reasoning with her that her house is full of feather cushions, pillows, duvets etc but she won't listen. The missus also has to say hello to magpies. Former Rangers and Pars "midfielder" Ian Ferguson was also deferential to magpies, much to the bafflement of his teammates. You're supposed to salute them whilst saying good morning to them. And address them as Mr. My nutjob ex's even bigger nutjob of a mother used to do that all the time. One time she did it the postman was walking up her drive and saluted back at her with a confused look on his face. Utter crackpot. “Hello Mr Magpie, how are you and how’s your wife?” I was always told to say if you see a line magpie. Not really sure why and I still think it when I see one. I haven’t saluted any magpies or postman though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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