MONKMAN Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Anyway, the missus has gone all huffy because the cat just brought in a dead robin and she reckons the robin (one of about 10 knocking about) is the reincarnation of her mum. Or Granny depending on what day it is. I’ve never been more serious about anything in my life when I say, divorce her on the grounds of being a complete fucking nugget. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Falkirk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 13 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Anyway, the missus has gone all huffy because the cat just brought in a dead robin and she reckons the robin (one of about 10 knocking about) is the reincarnation of her mum. Or Granny depending on what day it is. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Ordered 3 jigsaws for my youngest son. Out of 3 of them 2 are wrong.Yay 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 The straight bits go round the ootside, m8 HTH Anyway, the missus has gone all huffy because the cat just brought in a dead robin and she reckons the robin (one of about 10 knocking about) is the reincarnation of her mum. Or Granny depending on what day it is. I thought my mum was the only person that thought that untill just before Christmas going to pick the boy up from school and I heard another parent shout at their kid for chasing a robin for this very reason ! Seems to be "a thing" ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Don't get me started on white feathers that fall from the sky. Yeah, I've got to listen to that shite as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Who?! Bevvd when posting! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 One that's now infuriating me actually: Resealable packets with the 'cut along here' line where if you cut along exactly the line, it's not enough to get to the white resealable part. Cut too low and you f*** it all together. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 (edited) Wife has a new habit of texting me at work with shite like "cheer me up" Why the f**k am I meant to do that whilst trying to do my own job? No it wouldn't be funny to say send her a pic of yer penis. Edited January 8, 2018 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 6 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: Wife has a new habit of texting me at work with shite like "cheer me up" Don't worry about it, she probably sent it to you by mistake. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Have you had the "what will I get for our tea" text at 10.30am yet? I usually have that conversation in Asda on a Sunday night. Apparently I've to decide then what I want to eat at 7 on Thursday 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 8 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Have you had the "what will I get for our tea" text at 10.30am yet? This is a constant source of arguments for us. I ask her to google "dinner ideas" but she can't do it. She buys random tat that would leave the folk on Ready Steady Cook scratching their heads. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 When the water pressure torque causes the shower head to rotate to one side and inevitably spray onto the wall. Just fucking stay in position you b*****d! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: One that's now infuriating me actually: Resealable packets with the 'cut along here' line where if you cut along exactly the line, it's not enough to get to the white resealable part. Cut too low and you f*** it all together. I tend to find cheese is a main offender here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: This is a constant source of arguments for us. I ask her to google "dinner ideas" but she can't do it. She buys random tat that would leave the folk on Ready Steady Cook scratching their heads. My wife usually discusses what we should have for tomorrows dinner about 5 minutes after we finished todays dinner! Eating is the last thing I want to think about with a full stomach! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Just now, sjc said: My wife usually discusses what we should have for tomorrows dinner about 5 minutes after we finished todays dinner! Eating is the last thing I want to think about with a full stomach! My missus makes amazing cakes but can't cook any normal food so struggles with recipes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Your wife's buns are amazing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Your wife's buns are amazing. Aye, but what’s her baking like? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myko Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Missus will text me at work 4/5 times a day on WhatsApp. I'll open/read the text then reply accordingly at first available opportunity. However, she'll say : ''The two blue ticks came up. Why you ignoring me ?'' if I don't respond to said message within 3 or 4 mins. Then she'll say something like "Oh, is work more important than me I take it..... !?'' Jesus, man. Yes darling, I love spreadsheets and replacing toner cartridges far more than you ffs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Missus will text me at work 4/5 times a day on WhatsApp. I'll open/read the text then reply accordingly at first available opportunity. However, she'll say : ''The two blue ticks came up. Why you ignoring me ?'' if I don't respond to said message within 3 or 4 mins. Then she'll say something like "Oh, is work more important than me I take it..... !?'' Jesus, man. Yes darling, I love spreadsheets and replacing toner cartridges far more than you ffs. Work pays the mortgage...Anyway, my petty annoyance today is that I’ve managed to give myself a paper cut. Fuckin idiot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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