Swarley Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Zen Archer said: Fucking Windows updates. Babestation app? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 Just now, Swarley said: Babestation app? Time spent on Babestation takes about two minutes, Windows updates are almost tantric. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Time spent on Babestation takes about two minutes, Windows updates are almost tantric. Presumably that 2 minutes includes the 1 minute 50 seconds to log into your account? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Grown adults who say "Was Santa good to you?" when asking what you got for Christmas. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Grown adults who say "Was Santa good to you?" when asking what you got for Christmas. ^^^ was on Santa's naughty list 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 12 minutes ago, Swarley said: ^^^ was on Santa's naughty list Underlined. Twice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Watching Jurassic World on ITV. First ad break in they have a trailer for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. Spoilers absolutely everywhere. Luckily I've seen Jurassic World before, but my parents hadn't. Couldn't they have waited until after the film? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Watching Jurassic World on ITV. First ad break in they have a trailer for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. Spoilers absolutely everywhere. Luckily I've seen Jurassic World before, but my parents hadn't. Couldn't they have waited until after the film? What were the spoilers? I suppose the main characters being alive is technically one but only a moron would think the two main characters were for the chop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: What were the spoilers? I suppose the main characters being alive is technically one but only a moron would think the two main characters were for the chop. Not necessarily. Blue being alive, the island wrecked etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Not necessarily. Blue being alive, the island wrecked etc Blue is one right enough. But the Island being wrecked I wouldn't say so. The trailer for Jurassic World would likely have shown the dinosaur escaping so again I don't think many folk would expect the park to have been anything other than a war zone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 This crinkle lipped freak 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Watching Jurassic World on ITV. First ad break in they have a trailer for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. Spoilers absolutely everywhere. Luckily I've seen Jurassic World before, but my parents hadn't. Couldn't they have waited until after the film? on a similar note, during the ad breaks in the walking dead when they trail "the talking dead". I know they're actors in real life but post apocalyptic zombie nonsense requires quite a high level of suspension of disbelief and seeing characters out of character, sitting beside mortal enemies and having a laugh is a stretch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Dougal McGuire Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 I received a £30 free bet from Jetbull at the start of December. I put it on a ten game BTTS accumulator which won and left me with a bonus balance of £4,200. Happy days.I asked on live help what the conditions were before the bonus balance would be converted into cash and was told that the winnings had to be gambled five times i.e. £21,000, I could only bet £20 at a time, each bet had to be over evens and I had to meet the wagering by 31 December. I spent the next three weeks betting on everything and anything to meet the wagering requirements. I ended up having £2,900 left of the £4,000. It showed as a cash balance in my account so I withdrew it to the bank. I then get an email telling me that the withdrawal had been rejected as the maximum win from the free bet was 15x the bonus amount i.e. £450.Merry fucking Christmas 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 When restaurants put single tables really close together and you’re 6 inches from another set of diners.Give me some room ya rancid c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 10 hours ago, Cerberus said: When restaurants put single tables really close together and you’re 6 inches from another set of diners. Give me some room ya rancid c***s. Behave yourself, 6 inches is enough... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 44 minutes ago, IainMorton said: Behave yourself, 6 inches is enough... Trip advisor for this pish. Sorry, Tinder for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Anyone used Deliveroo in Inverness? Sounds a great idea, delivering food from restaurants that don't have drivers. Fucking shambles though both times I've tried it, ordered from Little Italy and got an email half an hour after it was due saying it wouldn't be coming and no reason given. Today tried Tortilla Asesina and the site would only accept orders if we wanted it ASAP, specifying a time generated a "no deliveries in Inverness today" message. Gave up and ordered it direct. My niece's husband has kindly agreed to stay sober for the pick up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Anyone used Deliveroo in Inverness? Sounds a great idea, delivering food from restaurants that don't have drivers. Fucking shambles though both times I've tried it, ordered from Little Italy and got an email half an hour after it was due saying it wouldn't be coming and no reason given. Today tried Tortilla Asesina and the site would only accept orders if we wanted it ASAP, specifying a time generated a "no deliveries in Inverness today" message. Gave up and ordered it direct. My niece's husband has kindly agreed to stay sober for the pick up. I'm not picking up the USP here. Is this company essentially an agency where they will be contacted by takeaways who don't have drivers for the evening and they'll provide them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 I'm not picking up the USP here. Is this company essentially an agency where they will be contacted by takeaways who don't have drivers for the evening and they'll provide them? The drivers/riders pick up from different places. Customer orders through app, which notifies both the restaurant/takeaway of the order, and the driver/rider that they have a job and where from/to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: 3 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: I'm not picking up the USP here. Is this company essentially an agency where they will be contacted by takeaways who don't have drivers for the evening and they'll provide them? f**k off Bannatyne I concur, orange faced old c**t. @19QOS19 or Guy who opens gyms to stare at sweaty girls, it's like a taxi firm with bikes who collect and deliver food from restaurants who don't have a delivery service normally. They're shite in Inverness but the idea is good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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