19QOS19 Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 Can't find the TV topic so will pop it in here. Miranda Hart. Who has told this woman she's funny? During the break of The Football League Show I popped Miranda on and thought I'd try and give it a fair attempt. It really is absolutely dreadful. It's that bad the live studio audience even sound like they're forced to laugh. She's now presenting a rundown of Morecambe and Wise's best moments and is still attempting to be humourous and failing spectacularly. Whoever told this woman she's funny needs a smack in the face. Whoever put her on TV needs put down. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 ^^^ spending too much time with slippery p. He’s been quiet recently, does anyone know if he’s okay? Thanks. I'm good, been away working at a Hill Tribe for a few days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 9 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Being abroad in the sticks for the past fortnight, I've avoided any of these Christmas songs and as a result can actually 'enjoy' (well, withstand) these songs (and general festivities) for one week a year now that I'm back. A formal year long ban on these songs / festivities from the exception of 18-25th Dec would be a good deal for all and getting this rather excellent proposal discussed in parliament is a mere e-petition away. Advent calendars would of course get special treatment and be allowed for the whole of December. I'm not a f***ing monster. Are you the janitor in a big deserted hotel? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 Can't find the TV topic so will pop it in here. Miranda Hart. Who has told this woman she's funny? During the break of The Football League Show I popped Miranda on and thought I'd try and give it a fair attempt. It really is absolutely dreadful. It's that bad the live studio audience even sound like they're forced to laugh. She's now presenting a rundown of Morecambe and Wise's best moments and is still attempting to be humourous and failing spectacularly. Whoever told this woman she's funny needs a smack in the face. Whoever put her on TV needs put down. Probably the same person that has conned TV producers into thinking that Sarah millican is funny ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 My fridge has broken down, the freezer part still works but all the milk and meat has spoiled. I can't get a new one until Boxing Day unless I go out and pick one up myself. Fucking great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 8 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Can't find the TV topic so will pop it in here. Miranda Hart. Who has told this woman she's funny? During the break of The Football League Show I popped Miranda on and thought I'd try and give it a fair attempt. It really is absolutely dreadful. It's that bad the live studio audience even sound like they're forced to laugh. She's now presenting a rundown of Morecambe and Wise's best moments and is still attempting to be humourous and failing spectacularly. Whoever told this woman she's funny needs a smack in the face. Whoever put her on TV needs put down. 3 minutes ago, JamesP_81 said: 8 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Can't find the TV topic so will pop it in here. Miranda Hart. Who has told this woman she's funny? During the break of The Football League Show I popped Miranda on and thought I'd try and give it a fair attempt. It really is absolutely dreadful. It's that bad the live studio audience even sound like they're forced to laugh. She's now presenting a rundown of Morecambe and Wise's best moments and is still attempting to be humourous and failing spectacularly. Whoever told this woman she's funny needs a smack in the face. Whoever put her on TV needs put down. Probably the same person that has conned TV producers into thinking that Sarah millican is funny ! And commissioned Mrs Brown's Boys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 She wants to go to church in an hour and I’ve agreed, the things you do to keep their face straight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 11 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: She wants to go to church in an hour and I’ve agreed, the things you do to keep their face straight What, you've agreed to let her go to church? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 1 minute ago, GordonD said: What, you've agreed to let her go to church? I wish ! She’s trying to rally as many troops as possible and it’s looking like it’s the 5pm gig now. It’ll give me time to do my hair and iron my trackie bottoms I suppose 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 1 hour ago, heedthebaa said: She wants to go to church in an hour and I’ve agreed, the things you do to keep their face straight Have you tried putting it in a vice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 36 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Have you tried putting it in a vice. Too Sean Connery surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 2 hours ago, heedthebaa said: She wants to go to church in an hour and I’ve agreed, the things you do to keep their face straight Exorcism? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 22 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Exorcism? Ive kinda grown to like her demons, makes her interesting and she’s hilarious when she kicks off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: Ive kinda grown to like her demons, makes her interesting and she’s hilarious when she kicks off I didn't mean exorcism of her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I didn't mean exorcism of her. Fair comment 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 41 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: I wonder how much better shape the ozone layer would be in if Mrs B and her ilk were capable of driving away moments after starting the car engine, rather than the seemingly obligatory 5 minutes of fucking around "What do you mean, 1st gear is always in the same place? Have you ever checked?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminavest Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 Michael McIntyre. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 Brussel Sprout burps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 Brussel Sprouts. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 Fucking Windows updates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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