Boghead ranter Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Dunning1874 said: Aye in a small club like that where there's only one or two people behind the bar and /or the layout of the bar means you have to queue like that it's obviously fine. It's when people do it in normal pubs that it's an issue. Aye - good bar staff will have a good handle on who's been waiting longest anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 One of my biggest issues is bar staff with no comprehension of who at their bar and who next. Easy solved and easy to notice why it happens..... Young arsehole barstaff that never look up and never see beyond the glass in their hand. But beating that I have just listened to stupidest customer at bar. The order was..... 'A thing of Budweiser and a thing of coke'. That's a bottle and can he wanted but didn't have brain capacity beyond everything being a THING 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 I quite like a bar queue. Stops lassies getting served before it's their turn because they are fluttering their lashes at the barman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Cinema timings. Went to a 13.10 showing today. The film itself started at 13.45. f**k off 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 I quite like a bar queue. Stops lassies getting served before it's their turn because they are fluttering their lashes at the barman. Fluttering the eyelashes never worked when I worked behind a bar. Tits on the other hand do work, sets a dangerous precedent though, old boys try that and we've got a bit of an issue! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 I quite like a bar queue. Stops lassies getting served before it's their turn because they are fluttering their lashes at the barman. Of course the advantage is reversed with female bar staff.Or gay dudesAnd actually not all female bar staff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 3 hours ago, Widge said: Fluttering the eyelashes never worked when I worked behind a bar. Tits on the other hand do work, sets a dangerous precedent though, old boys try that and we've got a bit of an issue! If the bar's busy I used to bias towards heterosexual men who normally drink pints, f**k doing cocktails and the like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 3 hours ago, welshbairn said: If the bar's busy I used to bias towards heterosexual men who normally drink pints, f**k doing cocktails and the like. Thank you for that. Long before I became a moany old git, I was a moany young git and often made the argument that there should be a special serving queue for people who... a) Know what they're going to order. Not just for themselves but for everyone in the round they're purchasing. b) Are ordering drinks with no more than 1 ingredient. c) Understand that Guinness takes longer to pour than most other drinks and therefore should be ordered first. d) Can grasp the concept that drinks aren't free and will have the means of payment ready before the drink order is complete. There should be a one-and-done rule for any contravention of these rules. Offenders will be barred for life from using the special serving queue and will be relegated to using the scrum at the other end of the bar where they can take their chances with the hen nights, underage drinkers, office parties and Jager bombers. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 I don’t like the wankfest that comes with blue planet etc, think it’s over rated and not a fair reflection of what really goes on in the ocean. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 What? It’s not all fun and games down there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, throbber said: I don’t like the wankfest that comes with blue planet etc, think it’s over rated and not a fair reflection of what really goes on in the ocean. Well said throbber. I think it's made up shite, to make fish look good. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 The ocean isn’t even blue so I don’t know why they call it the blue planet. It’s just trying too hard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Its too early for this silliness so I will give you the benefit of the doubt and pretend you didnt badmouth Sir David or one of the finest documentaries ever made. He doesn't even do any of the work. At least Jacques Cousteau got in the water. I've learned one thing though, big fish eat wee fish...who knew? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 It’s not all fun and games down there. A pilot whale carried its dead calf around for weeks after poisoning it with her own milk, due to toxins found in the oceans as a result of plastic waste. The Planet Series documentaries are up there with the greatest achievements on television. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 How incredibly sorrowing. Humans taking great delight sitting on their arse taking wonder at how we're fucking killing everything around us."did ye see that whale thing last night Chelsea?""a pure did Rochene, a wiz in bits. go help me flush these tampons and various plastic containers doon the shitter hen" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 5 hours ago, Shotgun said: Thank you for that. Long before I became a moany old git, I was a moany young git and often made the argument that there should be a special serving queue for people who... a) Know what they're going to order. Not just for themselves but for everyone in the round they're purchasing. b) Are ordering drinks with no more than 1 ingredient. c) Understand that Guinness takes longer to pour than most other drinks and therefore should be ordered first.d) Can grasp the concept that drinks aren't free and will have the means of payment ready before the drink order is complete. There should be a one-and-done rule for any contravention of these rules. Offenders will be barred for life from using the special serving queue and will be relegated to using the scrum at the other end of the bar where they can take their chances with the hen nights, underage drinkers, office parties and Jager bombers. e) When the person returning change stands for more than 30 seconds with the change in their hand because Mr Idiot has turned and started a conversation with someone, and this idiot requires someoone to tap then on the shoulder so they turn and get their change. Paying for a three or four drinks with a twenty normally results in change, almost as bad as not having the sense to know you have to pay. If they hold the change out for 30 seconds and you are too self absorbed or stupid to take it the staff should be allowed to keep it as an Idiot Tax. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Mr Idiot has turned and started a conversation with someone Also:"Who's next?""I think you were""Nah you were""You sure?""Aye""Was she ahead of us then?"... Such incompetence hould be punished with complete rejection, with the barman moving on to somebody else after a generous three second window for hesitation, which quite frequently happens (one for the Reasons to be Cheerful thread I suppose) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 1 hour ago, throbber said: It’s not all fun and games down there. I agree. Disney documentaries seem to be a bit more indepth into the dangers that lie below. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 9 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: This can't be you learning this now ? It’s not, but it seems to get longer and longer each time. I realise I am getting a bit Homer Simpson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 42 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: I agree. Disney documentaries seem to be a bit more indepth into the dangers that lie below. Horrific club photos thread for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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