invergowrie arab Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Would always take drinks with me to someone else's. Not only is it polite it mitigates the risk of having to drink Bud all night. If they turn up empty handed just ask them to leave when the booze runs out or use it as an excuse to at least suggest going to the pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 32 minutes ago, throbber said: Exactly. His gf is driving away later and they’re staying out of town now so it’s just me and him that will be drinking as his gf had stated that he will be drinking tonight. So it’s just a case of whether or not he’ll be happy to help himself to the beer that I have brought in. I have seen pictures of him and he definitely looks like a tinnie thief. After dinner, take him to your drawing room (bin shed) to get the White Lightning you've planked. He cannot fail to be impressed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Flower of Scotland being sung by No voting Edinburgh wankers. Be a nation again indeed. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Cans of Bud?! Am I reading this shit right?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: You dont like tennents. No more from you on the subject. I never said that. I have drunk it many times before and will do again no doubt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: Pretty sure I could find your numerous derogatary comments Please do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Pretty sure I could find your numerous derogatary comments Best keep a beady eye out for them eh? Amaryt? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 55 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: If they turn up empty handed just ask them to leave when the booze runs out or use it as an excuse to at least suggest going to the pub. Especially if you hide four cans and only admit to having six. They'll piss off early and you're left with those to yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 (edited) 31 minutes ago, GordonD said: Especially if you hide four cans and only admit to having six. They'll piss off early and you're left with those to yourself. They'll piss off even earlier when they see he's only got Bud and a bottle of vimto. P.S. And a frozen pack of lasagne from Iceland probably. Edited November 18, 2017 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 6 minutes ago, Tynieness said: What sort of deviant drinks cans of Bud? It it's a decent substitute for soda water if you run out of mixers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 What sort of deviant drinks cans of Bud? It it's a decent substitute for soda water if you run out of mixers. f**k the pair of you: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Who the fucks drinking cans of Budweiser? Just had a thought - if the GF's friend discovers you have cans of Bud she might drink some herself as it won't affect her driving... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Please accept my apologies for my incorrect statement. It appears that you think its ok. Also, f**k you. Apology accepted. Tread lightly cunto 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 My girlfriend isn’t feeling well and the evening has been postponed indefinitely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Just now, throbber said: My girlfriend isn’t feeling well and the evening has been postponed indefinitely. You sound devastated... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 My girlfriend isn’t feeling well and the evening has been postponed indefinitely. Yass! Ten cans and a bottle of wine for throbber alone. Happy Saturday [emoji106] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 5 minutes ago, throbber said: My girlfriend isn’t feeling well and the evening has been postponed indefinitely. Take a bite of the lasagne before it's all gone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PB 4.2 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Take a bite of the lasagne before it's all gone. She's just ill mate. She'll pull through 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 (edited) 10 minutes ago, throbber said: My girlfriend isn’t feeling well and the evening has been postponed indefinitely. Its great when that happens. Edited November 18, 2017 by Bigmouth Strikes Again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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