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32 minutes ago, throbber said:

 


Exactly. His gf is driving away later and they’re staying out of town now so it’s just me and him that will be drinking as his gf had stated that he will be drinking tonight. So it’s just a case of whether or not he’ll be happy to help himself to the beer that I have brought in. I have seen pictures of him and he definitely looks like a tinnie thief.

 

After dinner, take him to your drawing room (bin shed) to get the White Lightning you've planked. He cannot fail to be impressed.

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55 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said:

If they turn up empty handed just ask them to leave when the booze runs out or use it as an excuse to at least suggest going to the pub.

Especially if you hide four cans and only admit to having six. They'll piss off early and you're left with those to yourself.

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31 minutes ago, GordonD said:

Especially if you hide four cans and only admit to having six. They'll piss off early and you're left with those to yourself.

They'll piss off even earlier when they see he's only got Bud and a bottle of vimto. 

P.S. And a frozen  pack of lasagne from Iceland probably.

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10 minutes ago, throbber said:

My girlfriend isn’t feeling well and the evening has been postponed indefinitely.

Its great when that happens.

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