Lisa Cuddy Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, Adam said: Funny, you moaned like f**k when I had one. No I didn't! You must be confusing me with one of your subsequents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 No I didn't! You must be confusing me with one of your subsequents. I'm pretty sure you did... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Edith Bowman and her pronunciation of Glasgow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Glenn Hoddle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 11 minutes ago, Adam said: Funny, you moaned like f**k when I had one. Kinda the point, no? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Just now, BigFatTabbyDave said: Kinda the point, no? I didn't want to be the one to say it but... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Funny, you moaned like f**k when I had one. No I didn't! You must be confusing me with one of your subsequents. I'm pretty sure you did... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 I was in Dunfermline today looking at a style of house we fancy. Not buying in Dunfermline but there's no show homes available in Kirkcaldy yet. Anyway, nicked in to Asda along there and on the way out the car park this jakey looking ding and his strung out looking bird were ambling across the road so I drove around them giving them plenty of space. Said jakey starts gesticulating at me, trying to show his corpse bride how hard he was. Gave him the w****r sign and drove on. PTTGOYN - Skinny, adidas trackie bottom wearing jakepots having a shit attitude for absolutely f**k all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 (edited) Clubs trying to come up with increasingly elaborate and wacky ways to announce signings. Or Villa's cringeworthy WhatsApp thing the other day to announce John Fucking Terry. Edited July 10, 2017 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Clubs trying to come up with increasingly elaborate and wacky ways to announce signings. Or Villa's cringeworthy WhatsApp thing the other day to announce John Fucking Terry. Better than Jim White holding a phone and saying 'his contacts' have told him that x is going to sit for for this club half an hour after everybody else had read it on Twitter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Clubs trying to come up with increasingly elaborate and wacky ways to announce signings. Or Villa's cringeworthy WhatsApp thing the other day to announce John Fucking Terry. This. I noticed there was a Man Utd related one which I'm assuming was about Lukaku signing or Rooney leaving. I refused to watch it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 I enjoyed Rooney's Everton arrival one the other day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Yeah I know. Was totally unaware of this trend till I seen Chelseas one for Rudiger this morning it was fucking disgusting. SSN have just showed that one, what a pile of absolute horse shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Did Stoke not do one where they tweeted 'Sign Someone' before posting a video which showed a new signing (Josh Tyman) being the person who sent the tweet? He looked suitably baffled by the situation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Someone actually phoned us on our house phone, waking up my daughter who I had put in the hallway. Who the f**k still uses housephones? I didn't even know anyone had our number. I had unplugged it after the same thing happened about six months ago. Obviously some fool has decided to reconnect the bloody thing. I'm chucking it out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Someone actually phoned us on our house phone, waking up my daughter who I had put in the hallway. Who the f**k still uses housephones? I didn't even know anyone had our number. I had unplugged it after the same thing happened about six months ago. Obviously some fool has decided to reconnect the bloody thing. I'm chucking it out. Ours rang just after midnight on one day last week. I've gone running downstairs thinking the worst.Fucking automated PPI call. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 I appear to be 'banned' from the forum using a web browser yet I can post freely from the android app.As far as I know I shouldn't be banned, seems to have started happening after I posted a bad photo link. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Ours rang just after midnight on one day last week. I've gone running downstairs thinking the worst.Fucking automated PPI call. Those are the only people who phone ours, apart from the in-laws who both have mobile phones but inexplicably leave them off unless they are out and about and need to phone someone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 31 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: Who the f**k still uses housephones? I do, because my mobile doesn't get a signal at home. Hope that's all right with you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 43 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: Someone actually phoned us on our house phone, waking up my daughter who I had put in the hallway. Who the f**k still uses housephones? I didn't even know anyone had our number. I had unplugged it after the same thing happened about six months ago. Obviously some fool has decided to reconnect the bloody thing. I'm chucking it out. She no got a room? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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