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Oh aye, and this girl I'm trying to get on has now said that I can't crash at her place in Aberdeen on Saturday now because her brother's staying in the spare room.

I DIDN'T WANT THE FUCKING SPARE ROOM YOU IDIOT!

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Oh aye, and this girl I'm trying to get on has now said that I can't crash at her place in Aberdeen on Saturday now because her brother's staying in the spare room.

I DIDN'T WANT THE FUCKING SPARE ROOM YOU IDIOT!

Sounds like she hasn't got the same idea as you from that.

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Oh aye, and this girl I'm trying to get on has now said that I can't crash at her place in Aberdeen on Saturday now because her brother's staying in the spare room.

I DIDN'T WANT THE FUCKING SPARE ROOM YOU IDIOT!

The chances of her being aware of this are, oh, about 97%.

Take it as the gentle form of rejection it implies.

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Oh aye, and this girl I'm trying to get on has now said that I can't crash at her place in Aberdeen on Saturday now because her brother's staying in the spare room.

I DIDN'T WANT THE FUCKING SPARE ROOM YOU IDIOT!

I always thought you were like 40 years old with the way you post on the Third Division Forum but obviously not :lol:

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:ph34r: red dot duly deserved. I knew the League 2 one wasn't at Wembley as I planned to go down if Shrewsbury got to the final again. They may have already well and truly fucked up right enough.
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Why do grown women insist on listening to music that's specifically created for and marketed to ten year olds?

I've just heard the lyrics "Don't be fancy....just be DANCEY!"

Seriously, have a fucking word with yourself. :lol:

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Why do grown women insist on listening to music that's specifically created for and marketed to ten year olds?

I've just heard the lyrics "Don't be fancy....just be DANCEY!"

Seriously, have a fucking word with yourself. :lol:

Why so serious?

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Why so serious?

Because the goat I shagged gave me herpes.

I don't remember that line in the song!

It's there, you just need to listen more intently.

I've just realised that it's the name of the song!

I tried playing it backwards, but there's nothing about goats. Unless 'Hail Satan!' counts.

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I've just realised that it's the name of the song!

I tried playing it backwards, but there's nothing about goats. Unless 'Hail Satan!' counts.

Pink's lyrics are cringeworthy.

"Na na na na na na na, I'm going to start a fight!"

I hope it's with Chuck Norris ya fucking cow.

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