Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

[Haitch]

Nearly 300quid a week going straight to tax and NI

You could flip the coin and say that earning £70k per annum would be a reason to be cheerful...

unless you are on emergency tax

[Honest Saints Fan]

Get her pie kicked.

I'd love too.

[Breaking Decency]

Is she hot?

[Honest Saints Fan]

Is she hot?

She's about 20 stone, small and speccy.

[Breaking Decency]

She's about 20 stone, small and speccy.

Sounds like she's been punished enough

[Fudge]

She's about 20 stone, small and speccy.

I would.

[Honest Saints Fan]

She is attracted to guys who have children. I have known her just over a year now and in that time she has had about 10 boyfriends. Each one has had children.

So sorry Fudge, unless you have a child somewhere out there, you have no chance.

[Fudge]

She is attracted to guys who have children. I have known her just over a year now and in that time she has had about 10 boyfriends. Each one has had children.

So sorry Fudge, unless you have a child somewhere out there, you have no chance.

Fuck

[vikingTON]

You could claim Ad Lib was your child?

[Dazzle]

Work is really getting on my tits just now, th days are long and boring. It dosent help that i'm looking forward to something that's three weeks away.

[endieinreekie]

She's about 20 stone, small and speccy.

Presuming that she has a hefty weight advantage she would mostly likely end up kicking your pie in. Slip some arsenic into her next fish supper.

[GiGi]

Contact lenses. Who knew they were so hard? I only wanted red eyes for Halloween.

[vikingTON]

Contact lenses. Who knew they were so hard? I only wanted red eyes for Halloween.

But you look like a mask of horror already!

[Sergeant Wilson]

She is attracted to guys who have children. I have known her just over a year now and in that time she has had about 10 boyfriends. Each one has had children.

So sorry Fudge, unless you have a child somewhere out there, you have no chance.

I've got two. Tell the lazy fat speccy bitch she's pulled.

If she's a bit sweaty give her a wipe with a cloth on a stick.

I'm on my way.

[Andy Dufresne]

The CSA

How the f**k is 2 days a week classed as shared care????

The only one who is losing out is my step daughter as she was getting the money and now her scumbag of a dad is paying £0

Edited October 26, 2010 by keithgy

[SoapMactavish]

It irritates me that my phone does not have a emoticon. I often go to use it then have to remind myself it doesnt exist.

This. It would, on my phone at least, be more commonly used than " "

[ffcsam]

My car won,t start.

The thing is a piece of shite.

Hopefully new spark plugs will do the trick

[rajpelt]

It irritates me that my phone does not have a emoticon. I often go to use it then have to remind myself it doesnt exist.

This. It would, on my phone at least, be more commonly used than " "

Anyone that uses emoticons most probably uses "LOL" and "ROFL" - and deserves kicked clean in the puss.

[The Hero of the Day]

For some reason my farts are rank today and because of this, I've had to shut my office door incase they make their way out into the hallway making it seem like I'm being unsociable. I'd like to tell my colleagues somehow that it is for their own good.

[rajpelt]

For some reason my farts are rank today and because of this, I've had to shut my office door incase they make their way out into the hallway making it seem like I'm being unsociable. I'd like to tell my colleagues somehow that it is for their own good.

I love farting at work, without fail someone invades your space within 3 seconds of said fart and they are standing there with the smell building by the second and you just look at them like 'aye it was me that shat - now what?'