Marshmallo Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Flatmate's watching Scrubs. What a shitey TV show. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 I've been up for over ten hours, and I've seen around four holes of golf. Anti-climax doesnae even come close. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 I've been up for over ten hours, and I've seen around four holes of golf. Anti-climax doesnae even come close. +1 Im off on Monday though so if it does go to a fourth day it won't make much difference. Wales shouldn't have got it in the first place though. That's a different kind of rain altogether. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 I would love, LOVE, to see someone Sweet Chin Music their mother-in-law. When I get a mother-in-law I'll be sure to do it and video it just for your benefit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 It's not quite as bad as mid-table's story from a few posts back but... my train was due into Waverley at 2020, and I would be able to get the 2030 to Glasgow. Of course it's late, and I miss the 2030 by a bawhair. So I wait for the 2100, sitting on it for ages, only for it to be cancelled because a driver didn't turn up!!! I should be arriving into Glasgow now but it's another few minutes before I leave Waverley. Raging doesn't do this justice, and what recompense do I have? None. I HATE Scotrail. And cross country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 Today was 2 years since my Papa died. I've had a pretty shit day all round and that doesn't help at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 I should have been in bed ages ago! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 (edited) My neighbours have dug out their fucking Christmas CD. So far we've had Wham, Last Christmas; East 17, Stay; Boney-m, Mary's Boy Child and now we're onto Slade's Merry Christmas Everyone. It's gonna be a long 3 months. Edited October 2, 2010 by whiskychimp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 My neighbours have dug out therir fucking Christmas CD. So far we've had Wham, Last Christmas; East 17, Stay; Boney-m, Mary's Boy Child and now we're onto Slade's Merry Christmas Everyone. It's gonna be a long 3 months. It's the 2nd of October. Are they mentally ill? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 It's the 2nd of October. Are they mentally ill? They're Polish, do poles get overly excited about Christmas? I should just march in and take it from them; promising to return it around December 20th. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 They're Polish, do poles get overly excited about Christmas? I should just march in and take it from them; promising to return it around December 20th. Settle down Adolf! Seriously, if they don't own the house you can (eventually) have them evicted if they continue to be anti-social. Check your council's website - there should be an anti-social behaviour team you can contact. I tried a couple of years ago with the neds next door to me, but one of them owned the house so there wasn't a lot I could do. Luckily they seem to have grown up now and there hasn't been any hassle this year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoapMactavish Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 Settle down Adolf! Seriously, if they don't own the house you can (eventually) have them evicted if they continue to be anti-social. Check your council's website - there should be an anti-social behaviour team you can contact. I tried a couple of years ago with the neds next door to me, but one of them owned the house so there wasn't a lot I could do. Luckily they seem to have grown up now and there hasn't been any hassle this year. Alternatively he could do a kind thing by offering them two free train tickets, I've heard Birkenau is nice this time of year. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 Alternatively he could do a kind thing by offering them two free train tickets, I've heard Birkenau is nice this time of year. To be fair it's nice any time of the year in comparison with Greenock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoapMactavish Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 To be fair it's nice any time of the year in comparison with Greenock. Well met. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 When I get a mother-in-law I'll be sure to do it and video it just for your benefit. Make sure to properly tune up the band before you execute it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 Got the shits Doesthat mean you've been posting whilst sat on the crapper? That's a violationl of our trust. Suddenly my keyboard feels sullied. You should always have a pack of Imodium instants in the cabinet for a Sunday morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parscelona Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 Got the cold, a runny nose is a pain in the arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 a runny nose is a pain in the arse. Did your partner inform you of this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOGI IS GOD Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 I hate it when you have a bit of dandruff on your shoulders and you go to a club with UV lights and you're lit up like a bloody Christmas Tree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 Slipped and fell on my arse last night, and it's agony And you can shove your "took it up the arse" jokes, ronseal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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