Sergeant Wilson Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 You doctors can be a pain in the arse at times as well. There's a certain new doctor in a+e that's taken it on herself to prescribe 4 units of blood on every patient with so much as a bleeding nose. Eh, naw hen. Maybe she's a vampire and she's keeping it for herself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Is that similar to a strawberry? A strawberry is what you eat through at the care home, only with a wee sweetner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Blackburn's inability to hold onto a lead. That's 4 times in the last 5 games now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 The lack of mushroom pakora in my munchie box. Three bits isn't enough, especially when you give me eight vegetable ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Fucked the electrics in my car whilst driving too fast thgrough an enormous puddle[small river] in Milngavie tonight. Had to get towed back to Greenock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I am fuckin wasted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I am fuckin wasted Why so you are! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Gained about 3 stone in rainwater on my clothes this morning... sitting in the office soaking and squeltching (sp?) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I was filling up my cup of coffee with hot water this morning when I went into 'spaceman' mood, the water overflowed, and ended up burning my hand 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 This could be the worst week I've had at work, it's just going so sloooooooowly. Still 4 hours 40 minutes to go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Why so you are! I was, I am fine now though. Now to be a good boy and visit the library! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I don't like all this talk of boycotting various football games because of prices and treatment etc We're starting to sound like the bloody French. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 The weather outside is pish. The wind is howling and knocking down various things in the garden. I just hope nothing is broken 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 The weather outside is pish. The wind is howling and knocking down various things in the garden. I just hope nothing is broken It is fine up here Just kicked the cat out for the night and not a breeze at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Honestly it's been shit here since 7.30ish. Plus we are an end house next to a wee path so the wind just drives through it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Mehdi Hasan is a complete and utter fucking cretin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/scotland/9028864.stm The first goal. How far outside the box is the foul!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/scotland/9028864.stm The first goal. How far outside the box is the foul!? At least a yard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mid-table Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I was working near Liverpool today, and had a straightforward plan to get home by train; dep Hunts Cross 16:36 arr Liverpool South Parkway 16:40 dep Liverpool South Parkway 16:46 arr Crewe 17:12 dep Crewe 17:22 arr Watford Junction 18:48 Walk to Watford Underground station, 10 minutes on the tube, home for 19:30 (Long boring bit coming up, last paragraph is a one sentence summary.) The guy giving me a lift to Hunts Cross pulled out at the last minute, so I had to get a taxi. Because of this, I missed the train at Hunts Cross by 30 seconds (I saw it pulling out of the platform as I was walking over the footbridge), so I knew I'd get home an hour later. No disaster. Got to Liverpool South Parkway and whilst waiting on the platform a guy walked onto the track and stood in front of an express train (link here). First time I've seen anyone get hit and it was quite weird. The train stopped about 400m down the track, and the guy was lying at the end of the platform, between the two rails, obviously dead and I think also missing a hand. He was missing something anyway as his body just ended where it probably shouldn't have. What was weird was the aftermath, I always imagine lots of activity and fire brigade and police, but that only happens when they turn up. Until then it was very quiet, there's just me and a dead guy lying on the tracks. So back to the journey. Had to jump on a MerseyRail train into Liverpool Central and walk to Lime Street, thinking there's more chance of getting a train from there, but as all the trains have to go through the same route everything is cancelled. Eventually get on a train at about 7pm, and it gets stuck behind a broken down train in front, making it an hour late. By this time I'm due in Watford at 21:45, but just before Watford we slow down because a suspicious package has been found in a pub next to Watford Junction station and the station has been evacuated and no trains are allowed to pass through (link here). We sit for about 45 minutes before it is announced that the station has reopened but no trains are stopping. So they open the doors at Hemel Hempstead and let off people who want to get off. 3 guys who I've been sitting with need to go to Watford so I arrange to get a taxi with them, stopping at Rickmansworth so I can jump on the tube there. The final act is that when we go to get on the M25, it is closed and have to make a massive detour to get to Rickmansworth. The M25 is never closed at 10pm, what the hell is going on? I eventually walked in at 11.30pm, 4 hours late, due to a suicide, broken down train, bomb scare and the M25 being closed, all because I missed one train by 30 seconds. What a fucking day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I was working near Liverpool today, and had a straightforward plan to get home by train; dep Hunts Cross 16:36 arr Liverpool South Parkway 16:40 dep Liverpool South Parkway 16:46 arr Crewe 17:12 dep Crewe 17:22 arr Watford Junction 18:48 Walk to Watford Underground station, 10 minutes on the tube, home for 19:30 (Long boring bit coming up, last paragraph is a one sentence summary.) The guy giving me a lift to Hunts Cross pulled out at the last minute, so I had to get a taxi. Because of this, I missed the train at Hunts Cross by 30 seconds (I saw it pulling out of the platform as I was walking over the footbridge), so I knew I'd get home an hour later. No disaster. Got to Liverpool South Parkway and whilst waiting on the platform a guy walked onto the track and stood in front of an express train (link here). First time I've seen anyone get hit and it was quite weird. The train stopped about 400m down the track, and the guy was lying at the end of the platform, between the two rails, obviously dead and I think also missing a hand. He was missing something anyway as his body just ended where it probably shouldn't have. What was weird was the aftermath, I always imagine lots of activity and fire brigade and police, but that only happens when they turn up. Until then it was very quiet, there's just me and a dead guy lying on the tracks. So back to the journey. Had to jump on a MerseyRail train into Liverpool Central and walk to Lime Street, thinking there's more chance of getting a train from there, but as all the trains have to go through the same route everything is cancelled. Eventually get on a train at about 7pm, and it gets stuck behind a broken down train in front, making it an hour late. By this time I'm due in Watford at 21:45, but just before Watford we slow down because a suspicious package has been found in a pub next to Watford Junction station and the station has been evacuated and no trains are allowed to pass through (link here). We sit for about 45 minutes before it is announced that the station has reopened but no trains are stopping. So they open the doors at Hemel Hempstead and let off people who want to get off. 3 guys who I've been sitting with need to go to Watford so I arrange to get a taxi with them, stopping at Rickmansworth so I can jump on the tube there. The final act is that when we go to get on the M25, it is closed and have to make a massive detour to get to Rickmansworth. The M25 is never closed at 10pm, what the hell is going on? I eventually walked in at 11.30pm, 4 hours late, due to a suicide, broken down train, bomb scare and the M25 being closed, all because I missed one train by 30 seconds. What a fucking day. Thats nothing compared to the old-firm missing each other in the league cup draw Seriously though, that is indeed a day from Hell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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