staggy4life Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 No no no the old spice one is the best advert just now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 People who call the pub the 'battleship cruiser' should be shot. What kind of fucking zoomer does that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 I, on occasion, refer to it as that. Who the f**k says zoomer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 What kind of fucking zoomer does that? 'Hank Scorpio' and 'Bibby' have both said it on here fairly recently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 (edited) I, on occasion, refer to it as that. Who the f**k says zoomer Photographers. 'Hank Scorpio' and 'Bibby' have both said it on here fairly recently. It sounds stupid. I implore them to stop immediately. And if they even think about calling it the "Flora Tub" firearms WILL be deployed. Edited September 15, 2010 by Ad Lib 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Photographers. It sounds stupid. I implore them to stop immediately. And if they even think about calling it the "Flora Tub" firearms WILL be deployed. How about off down the old Facial Rub? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 People who call the pub the 'battleship cruiser' should be shot. I would take it a step further and say all Cockneys should be shot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Just been down the old common garden shrub for a few zaires. A bit 1960s funk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Just got a phone call from my mums work and she's been rushed to hospital 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nightfly Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 (edited) When you live in China there's a million petty things to annoy : 1. upstairs keep dragging the chairs across the tile floors; 2. people talking loudly on the phone, outside your window at 11pm; 3. spitting everywhere; 4. being stared at, especially by the countryside people (wow, a white man, with hair on his arms !); 5. nearly being run over when crossing the street, despite the green man in your favour; 6. the stink of food being cooked on the street (tofu and squid, especially); 7. queue jumping; 8. smoking in your face; 9. insist on barging into the elevator, when you are trying to go out; 10. It's like they don't trust the elevator doors will ever close unless the press the >|< button several times. 11. the idiot who keeps pressing my apartment number when he wants to be let in the security door (it's next door you are visiting you dick !). 12. spam text messages and span phone calls. 13. shoe prints on the public toilet seats ! Get me out of here ! Edited September 16, 2010 by arh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 When you live in China there's a million petty things to annoy : 1. upstairs keep dragging the chairs across the tile floors; 2. people talking loudly on the phone, outside your window at 11pm; 3. spitting everywhere; 4. being stared at, especially by the countryside people (wow, a white man, with hair on his arms !); 5. nearly being run over when crossing the street, despite the green man in your favour; 6. the stink of food being cooked on the street (tofu and squid, especially); 7. queue jumping; 8. smoking in your face; 9. insist on barging into the elevator, when you are trying to go out; 10. It's like they don't trust the elevator doors will ever close unless the press the >|< button several times. 11. the idiot who keeps pressing my apartment number when he wants to be let in the security door (it's next door you are visiting you dick !). 12. spam text messages and span phone calls. Get me out of here ! Sounds/smells pretty much like Scotland, except I'm not aware that we have orchestrated phone meetings at 11:00 p.m. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 When you live in China there's a million petty things to annoy : 1. upstairs keep dragging the chairs across the tile floors; 2. people talking loudly on the phone, outside your window at 11pm; 3. spitting everywhere; 4. being stared at, especially by the countryside people (wow, a white man, with hair on his arms !); 5. nearly being run over when crossing the street, despite the green man in your favour; 6. the stink of food being cooked on the street (tofu and squid, especially); 7. queue jumping; 8. smoking in your face; 9. insist on barging into the elevator, when you are trying to go out; 10. It's like they don't trust the elevator doors will ever close unless the press the >|< button several times. 11. the idiot who keeps pressing my apartment number when he wants to be let in the security door (it's next door you are visiting you dick !). 12. spam text messages and span phone calls. 13. shoe prints on the public toilet seats ! Get me out of here ! That you, Kyle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Long days at work. Doing 8am - 5pm today and there's not a right lot to do. I'll be playing my football manager game on Excel I expect. That passes a bit of time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 My journey home tonight is going to severely disrupted by some carry on in Bella park. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 My bank (BOS) have decided overnight to increase my overdraft limit from £100 to £1800 for no reason. When I phone to ask why they just said they had a review of my account and as a good customer I am allowed to put myself into untold debt so they can charge me £1 per day if I do. Never used my current overdraft (cause I'm minted - not!!). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Getting two missed calls form an "Unknown" caller with no number so i can't call them back or find out who is was.... It'll annoy me all day too if they don't call back and the worst part is that it's probably some telemarketing shite... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Meant to be out on the town trying to finger women tonight but I don't feel so good. Hopefully its just cause i'm in work and i'll be on it come 5pm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Edinburgh uni had a stone roses tribute gig last night for freshers week. I went along, since it was the main event last night, and i fucking love the stone roses. I was expecting a huge crowd, a packed room, a great atmosphere. But no. At the height of it, there were maybe 100 people there. By the end, about 35. The band was note perfect as well, nothing to do with them. I fucking hate my generation sometimes. With that and the Futureheads it sounds much better than the line-up they gave us last year. We had Booty Luv and Eoghan Quigg. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Edinburgh uni had a stone roses tribute gig last night for freshers week. I went along, since it was the main event last night, and i fucking love the stone roses. I was expecting a huge crowd, a packed room, a great atmosphere. But no. At the height of it, there were maybe 100 people there. By the end, about 35. The band was note perfect as well, nothing to do with them. I fucking hate my generation sometimes. The worst part is that tonight theyve got Tim Westwood 'spinning the decks and pimping up the joint', and he'll probably get a giant crowd. The clue as to why no one appreciated it is highlighted in bold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Graeme Souness and his horrendous knowledge of football. He just seems so out of touch. You'd think he'd do a bit of research before going on Sky. You do know he used to play for Liverpool, don't you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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