the jambo-rocker Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I'm going to love the look on that fat idiots face if/when England get put out. Just had a look at the video of it now. Jesus wept... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 After checking my email, it appears that in my drunken state last night I ordered 2.2kg of Kendal mint cake from a quarterof.co.uk. Not bad enough that that has cost me £.24.70, the delivery is £27! I hope they actually answer the phone listed on their site, because I am most certainly not paying that much for a load of sweets. I'm going to have to hide my bankcard in future Got the order cancelled, thank eff. I have money to eat for the next few days now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of the Day Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Above the ceiling in the office, I thought I could hear a bird/mouse trapped as I could hear it creeping about. After asking one of my collegues I can confirm that it is a bird, there is a nest in the corner of the office somewhere and that the bird will eventually starve and die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Above the ceiling in the office, I thought I could hear a bird/mouse trapped as I could hear it creeping about. After asking one of my collegues I can confirm that it is a bird, there is a nest in the corner of the office somewhere and that the bird will eventually starve and die. Ace, that'll smell lovely in a few months I'm sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak QOSFC Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 There was a mouse trap in my house with a mouse's head attached and other bits of it strewn across the floor but I can't find it's legs and body. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Above the ceiling in the office, I thought I could hear a bird/mouse trapped as I could hear it creeping about. After asking one of my collegues I can confirm that it is a bird, there is a nest in the corner of the office somewhere and that the bird will eventually starve and die. Have you not got a works canteen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Have you not got a works canteen? How goes it auld yin? -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 How goes it auld yin? Good at my end. How's things with you, ya prematurely bald whippersnapper? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Got a conference in Edinburgh for the next few days, and by Vectron, I've just had the three dos and 200 million don'ts read to me by my Head of Dept. with regard to expenses. Budget conference for me by Vectron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I failed my dissertation and honours year. Kind of put's a damper on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Maybe I was a little vague before. I was meaning, more along the lines of Tribute Bands who imitate characteristics of whoever their intending to be. The costumes and freakish similarity in physical appearance too. I just think it's a bit pathetic. I once heckled an Oasis tribute band where the lead singer did exactly that. He couldnt sing either! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbabyjake Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I once heckled an Oasis tribute band where the lead singer did exactly that. He couldnt sing either! In addition to this, I absolutely fecking despise celebrity look-alikes. Especially z list ones. It is not a talent to vaguely look like someone else who may be considered famous and should never be promoted as one. Fair enough if you can sing and sound like who you're supposed to be but other than that f**k right off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Sky made a complete arse of our install today Rubbish left,Cables under flooring instead of over the doorframes and were supposed to be here between 8am and 1pm only for them to have changed it to 1am to 4pm without telling us and thinking it would be ok. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 justin lee collins' show on channel 5 is fucking awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I'm the opposite, in that in photos my googly eyes look about 3 times the size they actually are, which results in me attempting to kinda half shut them if i'm getting a photo taken. It just makes me look even more "special". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 justin lee collins' show on channel 5 is fucking awful. Justin lee collins is fucking awful in general. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 This, is going to be such a looonnnnngggggg week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 How the fuck is "football player gets yellow card and is warned he might get red card in future games if he breaks rules" the top sports story in the UK, BBC? How the fucking fuck? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Yet another positive job lead comes to nothing. If I were a lemming I'd be typing "cliffs edge" into my sat nav 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 How the f**k is "football player gets yellow card and is warned he might get red card in future games if he breaks rules" the top sports story in the UK, BBC? How the fucking f**k? Because its a British team at the World Cup by Vectron. Surely you agree that by Vectron's flashdance, the importance of the British football team is paramount for a loyal Brit like yourself? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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