Guest The Phoenix Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Due to having to meet another driver and take his collections off him i was to late to go to the cemetery to put flowers down to remember the day my mum died,That is only the 2nd time in 18 years i have missed it.The other time i was on honeymoon and put flowers down before i left. I still miss her. Missing out on putting flowers on her grave doesn't change what's in your heart - and your Mum knows that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Due to having to meet another driver and take his collections off him i was to late to go to the cemetery to put flowers down to remember the day my mum died,That is only the 2nd time in 18 years i have missed it.The other time i was on honeymoon and put flowers down before i left. I still miss her. Chin up mate, your thoughts are clearly always with her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Due to having to meet another driver and take his collections off him i was to late to go to the cemetery to put flowers down to remember the day my mum died,That is only the 2nd time in 18 years i have missed it.The other time i was on honeymoon and put flowers down before i left. I still miss her. Chin up buddy. Your regret about not being able to go there today shows in itself that you still care, which is all that matters. Get an extra big bunch of flowers next time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Due to having to meet another driver and take his collections off him i was to late to go to the cemetery to put flowers down to remember the day my mum died,That is only the 2nd time in 18 years i have missed it.The other time i was on honeymoon and put flowers down before i left. I still miss her. You still thinking of her is the important thing, Keith. That she's always with you matters most. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Chin up buddy. Your regret about not being able to go there today shows in itself that you still care, which is all that matters. Get an extra big bunch of flowers next time Going down tomorrow. Cheers folks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 1. The 'Reasons to be Cheerful' thread has left me more down than anything... 2. I don't have a girlfriend to post about 3. Today's been a shit day really, bar the fact the sun was out and about 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 If Homer doesn't know what his middle name is until his mother turns up to show him, how did he know what middle name to give Bart, given that he's Bartholomew J Simpson? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_binos Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 2. I don't have a girlfriend to post about Why the hell would you want a burd right before the world cup? Wish I was single for the next 6 weeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Had a good sneeze brewing up ,inhaled once too often and lost it. I fucking hate when that happens and feel so cheated ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 (edited) Just watched Johnathan Ross interview Eminem and tell him that "It would be great to see you gig again in the UK sometime and do a big gig like Glastonbury" He's appearing at T In The Park,do your fucking wesearsh you tosser Woss Edited June 4, 2010 by Unleash The Nade 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Really starting to enjoy my beer and it's time to go to bed. Up early to take the wean swimming at the high school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Terrible week at work,i wish i was still driving,i think i will have a wee look on the job sites. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 The standard of driving is getting worse. The other day, whilst driving along the road after leaving my Mum & Dad's house I saw a woman driving in the opposite direction. Thought nothing of it until the stupid hoor cut across me to turn right. Brakes slammed on, horn blasted and obscenities delivered. Ten seconds later, turning right from the same road towards the Asda r/about this complete fucking dafty tearing the arse out of his clapped oot Renault Megane nearly made my kids a genuine couple of b*****ds and not the kiddy on b*****ds that I often call them under my breath. I managed to get on the road to Dunfermline in one piece and saw a cars registration whose letters made the word 'KUNT'. Gave them a wide bearth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 I am rough as three day old burnt toast. Going to bed last night would have been smart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 You know you are getting old when it's your little sisters 30th tonight . Another thing is, getting ready to head through to Edinburgh for the party ie, dropping wean back at her mums, having a bite to eat, getting showered, shaved etc. You come down the stairs and ask "where's Dad?". Reply is he went for a pint. We leave in 15 mins and he aint back yet and he still has to get ready. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 The standard of driving is getting worse. The other day, whilst driving along the road after leaving my Mum & Dad's house I saw a woman driving in the opposite direction. Thought nothing of it until the stupid hoor cut across me to turn right. Brakes slammed on, horn blasted and obscenities delivered. Ten seconds later, turning right from the same road towards the Asda r/about this complete fucking dafty tearing the arse out of his clapped oot Renault Megane nearly made my kids a genuine couple of b*****ds and not the kiddy on b*****ds that I often call them under my breath. I managed to get on the road to Dunfermline in one piece and saw a cars registration whose letters made the word 'KUNT'. Gave them a wide bearth. Two middle ages women caused havoc at Riccarton the other night...weaving in and out of lane,they had no idea where they were or where they were going.But rather than pull into the side of the road the stopped in the middle lane..fek. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 As if BGT's not bad enough, now we're being inflicted with the England fucking world cup song 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldojag Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Lauren Lavern, one of the so called 'experts' on the panel discussing the UK's favourite Rock 'n' Rollers in 'I'm in a Rock 'n' Roll Band', on the BBC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 People who over-think everything. We're doing a little set for radio tomorrow night (a stripped back acoustic one) and we're going to end up taking 2 acoustics, an electric and 3 fucking amps. NOT NEEDED! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldojag Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Tribute Bands 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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