dave258 Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Turn it back on her by telling her that people who are cheating usually accuse their other halfs of cheating to alleviate the guilt. Not to say that that isn't actually the case... Or if I'm gonna do the time, may as well do the crime... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Ken what does my tits in? The popularity of 'street' dance. Most notably on Britains Got Talent. Some of it is impressive, yes. However, a lot of the solo stuff is just people wiggling about, doing no better than Ian Curtis. Furthermore, why do all of the routines have to end with the explosion sound? Wanks. I agree. A lot of the moves looks very similar too. My internet connection was down yesterday and I ended up watching the America's Best Dance Crew marathon on MTV. Rubbish! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Drunk as a skunk and ma heid is pounding.. I hate alcohl, sometimes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandcowden Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 what makes me positively furious?honestly paying good money for a DVD and having to sit through a pompous advert,which wont allow you to ff, telling me not to illegally download DVDs!makes me mad.i wish i was computer savvy enough to be able to illegally download stuff now,just so i dont have to put up with that shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Bamboo Nightclub is fucking dreadful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 what makes me positively furious?honestly paying good money for a DVD and having to sit through a pompous advert,which wont allow you to ff, telling me not to illegally download DVDs!makes me mad.i wish i was computer savvy enough to be able to illegally download stuff now,just so i dont have to put up with that shite. Don't buy Charlie Wilson's war, you have to watch Gwyneth Paltrow prattle with a poem about a woman in Africa who has AIDS for 15 minutes. There's no way you can fast forward it, so I just put it on and leave the room for a bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 I've left my wallet in my car this morning. Looks like i'm going to have walk all the way back to the aerial car park to get it as i dont have any other money on me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 what makes me positively furious?honestly paying good money for a DVD and having to sit through a pompous advert,which wont allow you to ff, telling me not to illegally download DVDs!makes me mad.i wish i was computer savvy enough to be able to illegally download stuff now,just so i dont have to put up with that shite. The one that bugs me says "You wouldn't steal a hand bag" and "You wouldn't steal a car". Don't fucking tell me what I will and won't steal. I know Frankie Boyle said that on Mock The Week, but I said it before him. Ok, so I wouldn't steal a car or a handbag, but it's completely different to download something on the internet where you're not smashing someone's window or knocking them to the floor to get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 The one that bugs me says "You wouldn't steal a hand bag" and "You wouldn't steal a car". Don't fucking tell me what I will and won't steal. I know Frankie Boyle said that on Mock The Week, but I said it before him. Ok, so I wouldn't steal a car or a handbag, but it's completely different to download something on the internet where you're not smashing someone's window or knocking them to the floor to get it. I like this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 The one that bugs me says "You wouldn't steal a hand bag" and "You wouldn't steal a car". Don't fucking tell me what I will and won't steal. I know Frankie Boyle said that on Mock The Week, but I said it before him. Ok, so I wouldn't steal a car or a handbag, but it's completely different to download something on the internet where you're not smashing someone's window or knocking them to the floor to get it. Ed Byrne actually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Ed Byrne actually. Ooooooooooooh! Either way, whoever it was copied me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 I'd steal a car if I could do it in my pants, without having to leave my own room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 I've left my wallet in my car this morning. Looks like i'm going to have walk all the way back to the aerial car park to get it as i dont have any other money on me. The plot thickens... Turns out it wasnt in my car, and the chances are it has dropped out of pocket when getting into my car after i stopped of ironically at a cash machine on the way to work this morning. Fourtunately, i've managed to freeze my account, but that's £20 in the wallet and the other £20 it will cost to replaced my driver's license that i can kiss goodbye to right away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 I've lost my touch at FIFA. I'm absolutely woeful. I also don't like it when the commentators get it wrong. James Beattie scored a free-kick, and it went in off the post, and one of them went "He showed brilliant reactions there, hitting the post, and getting it on the rebound" or something to that effect. When I have a free-kick near my box, he goes "They couldn't have wished for a better shooting position" Eh?! If I was shooting into my goal, then yes, it would be magnificent, but not even Clarence Seedorf could score from here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 My thigh is still fucked! Note to everyone: if you are planning on showing off whilst drunk and attempt to put your leg behind your head, do fucking hunners of stretches before it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Sooner these next two weeks go by the better. I really am not in the mood to work these days and my holiday cant come soon enough. This anticipation better sure as feck be worth it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Bank holidays are great but i am going to be so busy at work tomorrow it is unreal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Bank holidays are great but i am going to be so busy at work tomorrow it is unreal bank holidays are great and not having to go in the next day because it will be too busy for the new-boy is even greater. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Bank holidays are cuntish because now I have to go back up to uni this morning to get stuff signed and a transcript of records. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 One of my mates is friends with the singer from Twin Atlantic on Facebook, and real life too, it seems. This saddens me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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