StewartyMac Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 and a weekend in Norwich Norwich is a ghastly place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Had to drive through Edinburgh today. Never a-fucking-gain. I can seem to drive into my work without coming across another fecking roadworks time after time. Mine: I hate not remembering things when i'm out on the lash Damn those cheeky vimtos... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Was supposed to be getting Sky installed today only for the engineer to turn up take one look and say he couldn't go ahead as they would need a heights team as it needs to go on the chimmney 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 I'm starting work in a bar tonight. I have never done any type of bar work, and I also cannot pull a pint. This will not end well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 I'm starting work in a bar tonight. I have never done any type of bar work, and I also cannot pull a pint. This will not end well. Wit pub is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Wit pub is it? It's my mates pub up in Dennistoun just off Alexandra Parade. La Cala. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Girls who don't mention how 'close' they are to their boyfriend until you're three-quarters into the night. I think what she was really trying to say was "Fuck off or I'll phone the police you desperate bastard" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 It's my mates pub up in Dennistoun just off Alexandra Parade. La Cala. I'm gon up that way for a funeral on Tuesday. Might call in lol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Noseybonk Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Janet Ellis's continual refusal to sit on my face has always been a constant niggle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 I'm gon up that way for a funeral on Tuesday. Might call in lol. Hah. Most of the barstaff are wrestlers, so you'll be in your element. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 I have an exam on Wednesday morning, that I'm not prepared for in the slightest, and I just can't bring myself to get motivated to study for it whatsoever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Had to drive through Edinburgh today. Never a-fucking-gain. Yip ..it is an experience..still the city fathers know best..actually they have lifted some of the roadworks/closures because the council and the contractors are in dispute. Thins always improve a weeeee bit in the summer,got to keep the tourists happy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lang Toun Lad Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 People who don't stick the butter back in the fridge after use. But then you can't spread it without tearing the bread apart! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 But then you can't spread it without tearing the bread apart! Alternatively you could do what most people do and take it back out the fridge about 5-10 minutes before you next need it, thereby both preserving and making spreadable the hydrolysed fat you're so eager to lather on your slice of Warburtons in the morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Alternatively you could do what most people do and take it back out the fridge about 5-10 minutes before you next need it, thereby both preserving and making spreadable the hydrolysed fat you're so eager to lather on your slice of Warburtons in the morning. Or simply buy thon stuff that spreads easier than a whore's legs even if you keep it (*) in the fridge. (*) The butter not the whore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Or simply buy thon stuff that spreads easier than a whore's legs even if you keep it (*) in the fridge. (*) The butter not the whore. Which is, incidentally, exactly what my family has done since first owning a fridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 I'll give you a brief summary. The first drink(s) you ordered in the Gardners was 4 Sothern Comforts in a pint glass. I think there could have been a can of coke in there as well. You had two or three of them. Then walking up the road you decided to do your best impersonation of this a few times. Before bumping into just about every wall, hedge and gate we passed on the West Road. I gotta stop ordering those. Weird. I dont feel sore in any places at all... I also apparently locked my brother out of the house as well. 1-0 me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 The mrs is convinced I've cheated on her because I have a few unidentified bruises. I mean, EH?! Female logic = fail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 The mrs is convinced I've cheated on her because I have a few unidentified bruises. I mean, EH?! Female logic = fail. Turn it back on her by telling her that people who are cheating usually accuse their other halfs of cheating to alleviate the guilt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Turn it back on her by telling her that people who are cheating usually accuse their other halfs of cheating to alleviate the guilt. Not to say that that isn't actually the case... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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