The Hero of the Day Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Got to bed at 2 last night up at half 7 for work. This tea isn't doing much in the way of keeping me focussed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Next door neighbour has just called the Police, as our scaffolding is on her land by 4 inches. Aye because that's a police matter! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Next door neighbour has just called the Police, as our scaffolding is on her land by 4 inches. Why are you telling us this when, clearly, you should be kicking her in the pie? Honestly. -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Next door neighbour has just called the Police, as our scaffolding is on her land by 4 inches. Did she by any chance object to the extension you're buliding and has decided to be petty? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawfield Stallion Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Don't you hate it when your dad masturbates into a tea towel and then hands it to you and you put it on your face and it's all warm and sticky, and you're all like "grrrr dad" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Don't you hate it when your dad masturbates into a tea towel and then hands it to you and you put it on your face and it's all warm and sticky, and you're all like "grrrr dad" I have a story about this. Not involving my dad, thankfully. My mates and I were up in Glencoe last year for a stag do - something a bit different, hillwalking, kayaking, canyoning, paintballing etc. instead of going somewhere to get pished. Anyway, one night we were talking about bad wanking / sex stories. Two of my mates used to share a flat back in the day. One of them was shagging a girl and they used a towel to clean up after themselves, as you do. Other mate sticks his head in the door and asks for a towel a couple of hours later, as the linen cupboard was in the first mate's room. Instead of handing him a clean towel, he folds the juiced one and hands it to other mate, who then uses it to dry his hands and face after washing them after having a shave. Other mate only found out about this on the stag do, even though it happened years ago. Brilliant! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 I have a story about this. Not involving my dad, thankfully. My mates and I were up in Glencoe last year for a stag do - something a bit different, hillwalking, kayaking, canyoning, paintballing etc. instead of going somewhere to get pished. Anyway, one night we were talking about bad wanking / sex stories. Two of my mates used to share a flat back in the day. One of them was shagging a girl and they used a towel to clean up after themselves, as you do. Other mate sticks his head in the door and asks for a towel a couple of hours later, as the linen cupboard was in the first mate's room. Instead of handing him a clean towel, he folds the juiced one and hands it to other mate, who then uses it to dry his hands and face after washing them after having a shave. Other mate only found out about this on the stag do, even though it happened years ago. Brilliant! Surely he would have suspected something when his eyes were glued shut? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 I've been up for an hour and a half and ive pissed most of it away reading this site. Damn you, P&B!!!! P.S: I don't mean that P&B, I love you really I think I logged onto my computer to put some music on in the background about an hour ago and I've still not done a single bit of studying. f**k you, pieandbovril.com. f**k you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hildy Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 People leaving work early on a Friday when you don't finish till after 5 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutton01 Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Hangover Nasty nasty hangover :( But ravioli on toast and a cold bottle of Irn Bru will be my saviour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 insomnia's a bitch again tonight and it's now pissing down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Next door neighbour has just called the Police, as our scaffolding is on her land by 4 inches. No longer a PTTGOYN 3 police arrived and as Jocky Scott would say, my neighbour has been TELT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 No longer a PTTGOYN 3 police arrived and as Jocky Scott would say, my neighbour has been TELT Bet you that's not the only four inches she'd like from you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 (edited) It's getting a bit clichéd to complain about car insurance, but it's not exactly cheap. The car's fucking purple, worth f**k all, and doesn't go fast enough to crash into anything in a meaningful manner. I'm not surprised people get involved in insurance fraud. Got to get your money's worth somehow. Also: "No claims discount protection". If you make a claim, it doesn't count against your NCD, because you've bought protection. But you've made a fucking claim! What kind of profiteering bullshit is that? It's supposed to be an indicator that you're a safe driver, but if you've got a wee bit extra money in every month, it doesn't actually matter, because you'll always have "no claims". I, on the other hand, haven't made any claims in the two years, but don't get a "discount" because I'm not the main driver, or some such nonsense. Edited May 14, 2010 by Dunc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Bet you that's not the only four inches she'd like from you. That's stretching things a bit far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Being skint:(. It's shit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Being skint:(. It's shit It sure is. Another Friday night in for me - hopefully tomorrow I can borrow a bit of cash off a mate and go out for some beers. Tonight will be spent watching the 'Banged up abroad' marathon on National Geographic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 That's stretching things a bit far. this deserves a and a green - i have one spare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak QOSFC Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 It's getting a bit clichéd to complain about car insurance, but it's not exactly cheap. The car's fucking purple, worth f**k all, and doesn't go fast enough to crash into anything in a meaningful manner. I'm not surprised people get involved in insurance fraud. Got to get your money's worth somehow. Also: "No claims discount protection". If you make a claim, it doesn't count against your NCD, because you've bought protection. But you've made a fucking claim! What kind of profiteering bullshit is that? It's supposed to be an indicator that you're a safe driver, but if you've got a wee bit extra money in every month, it doesn't actually matter, because you'll always have "no claims". I, on the other hand, haven't made any claims in the two years, but don't get a "discount" because I'm not the main driver, or some such nonsense. How much are you paying? I paid £640 for a 1l Peugeot worth £400, I'm main driver though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 How much are you paying? I paid £640 for a 1l Peugeot worth £400, I'm main driver though. Dunc, if you can, try using your Term time address at Uni - the postcode will deffo be cheaper than Dalgety Bay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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