Guest The Phoenix Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 I cut my finger opening a tin about 3 and a half hours ago, it's still bleeding a little. The world record for survival from bleeding from a cut is 3 hours 42 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 The world record for survival from bleeding from a cut is 3 hours 42 minutes. Well I'm a world record breaker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 If I'm cooking I tend to use margarine instead of butter beacuse it's cheaper. I also have a cheap olive oil for cooking and a more expensive one for salads. You're not supposed to cook with olive oil or at least not fry with it as it turns carcinogenic or something. Maybe a chemist can explain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Well I'm a world record breaker Soon to be posthumously - anyone who survives over 3 and a half hours, dies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Soon to be posthumously - anyone who survives over 3 and a half hours, dies. I know someone who could beat that;). Machete's oot!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 I know someone who could beat that;). Machete's oot!!! Has he not been taken care of yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Soon to be posthumously - anyone who survives over 3 and a half hours, dies. Heh you're not getting rid of me that easily. A tin of lentil soup will not be the death of me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Has he not been taken care of yet? Volcanic ash has stopped play:ph34r: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Heh you're not getting rid of me that easily. A tin of lentil soup will not be the death of me! I'd miss you too much anyway, petal. Volcanic ash has stopped play:ph34r: Might I be so bold as to suggest you start work on Plan B? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 [quote name='The Phoenix' date='13 May 2010 - 23:48' timestamp='1273794535' post='4465996' Might I be so bold as to suggest you start work on Plan B? You may, but I dont have one.... Yet!!! Will watch some classic cartoons on Boomerang to see if I can pick up some hints 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 You may, but I dont have one.... Yet!!! Will watch some classic cartoons on Boomerang to see if I can pick up some hints Tom and Jerry would be a veritable goldmine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 I'd miss you too much anyway, petal. Aww Gramps, that was sweet! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Aww Gramps, that was sweet! So was that. I love being a grandfather. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelurker Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 You're not supposed to cook with olive oil or at least not fry with it as it turns carcinogenic or something. Maybe a chemist can explain. I think (it been a while since I read the article) but the burning point of olive oil is lower, so you should use something else eg. sunflour oil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 You know what else is ridiculous? People who seem to use a fucking pickaxe to get the butter out the tub. My flatmate is horrific at this. It looks like Edward Scissorhands has tried to get the butter out with his fingers. What's so difficult about just taking the knife lightly across the surface of the butter, so that you take a very thin layer off the top? People that use the same knife for spreading butter on bread,then use the same knife to spread jam on the bread...Without cleaning the knife of the butter first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 The hot water urn at work was switched off for the second day in a row and takes a good 45 minutes to heat up. Cue walk to the other side of the building Isn't carrying a cup of hot liquid not a danger to health and safety? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Next door neighbour has just called the Police, as our scaffolding is on her land by 4 inches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Damian Green, minister of state responsible for borders and immigration. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of the Day Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Next door neighbour has just called the Police, as our scaffolding is on her land by 4 inches. Her husband pass away I take it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Slept in for the second day in a row - thought I had an exam at 10:15, others said it was at 9 but it's actually at 11:15 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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