Reina Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Despite our house being consistently cleaner than I've known it to ever be, the kitchen is absolutely infested with ants. I know exactly how to solve the problem, but my landlord has made me put my blowtorch away. Antpowder? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Despite our house being consistently cleaner than I've known it to ever be, the kitchen is absolutely infested with ants. I know exactly how to solve the problem, but my landlord has made me put my blowtorch away. That's what you get for not locking your door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 That's what you get for not locking your door. Funnily enough, they do in fact seem to be getting in via the doorframe! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 To the good folk of McDonalds. I ordered a sausage and egg mcmuffin meal - no I do not want a double and no I don't want an extra hash brown for 50p. Just give me what I fucking ordered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footiechick Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Whaaaaaat? EGGS GO IN THE FRIDGE I suppose you keep your ice cream in the grill and your milk in the loft. Eggs don't go in the fridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Eggs don't go in the fridge. I knew I wasn't mad... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Eh, am I reading correctly? People don't put eggs in the fridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Eh, am I reading correctly? People don't put eggs in the fridge. It takes longer to cook and egg from cold than it does from room temp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Just back from my college break. Went to the toilet during the first class, but left my lighter sitting on my desk. While I was away my mate must have fiddled with the lighter to make the flame go massive when you spark the lighter. Unaware of this, I light a fag during break and the huge flame of the lighter burns me right above the lip. Just about shat myself! Thank f**k I shaved yesterday, or there would be a big baldy patch in the middle of my tache, which would just look stupid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 To the good folk of McDonalds. I ordered a sausage and egg mcmuffin meal - no I do not want a double and no I don't want an extra hash brown for 50p. Just give me what I fucking ordered. Would you like fries with that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 (edited) It takes longer to cook and egg from cold than it does from room temp. You Sir (and footiechick) are mad. Eggs are perishable. When shopping, pick up eggs last. Ask the cashier to pack them with frozen items to keep them cold longer. Get them home and into a refrigerator immediately.Keep eggs as fresh as possible by storing them in the refrigerator in their original carton as soon as you get home. The carton protects the eggs from absorbing flavors and odors of other foods nearby, especially from strong-smelling foods like onions, cheese or cabbage. Keep raw foods (meats, poultry, and eggs) separate from cooked foods in the refrigerator. Keep eggs refrigerated at 4° C (40 ° F) or lower at all times. Keep eggs in the main body of the fridge (not on the door). This will keep them at a more constant, colder temperature. Keep eggs in their original cartons. This will protect them from taking on any off-odors from any strong-smelling goods in the fridge (eg. onions, strong chesses or meats). Edited May 12, 2010 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badgefelt Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 <br />To the good folk of McDonalds. I ordered a sausage and egg mcmuffin meal - no I do not want a double and no I don't want an extra hash brown for 50p. <br /><br />Just give me what I fucking ordered.<br /><br /><br /><br />Why on earth wouldn't you want it doubled and an extra hash brown? Gaylord. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hildy Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 When your computer goes slow when you are in the middle of something! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Just back from my college break. Went to the toilet during the first class, but left my lighter sitting on my desk. While I was away my mate must have fiddled with the lighter to make the flame go massive when you spark the lighter. Unaware of this, I light a fag during break and the huge flame of the lighter burns me right above the lip. Just about shat myself! Thank f**k I shaved yesterday, or there would be a big baldy patch in the middle of my tache, which would just look stupid. Stop smoking then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 It takes longer to cook and egg from cold than it does from room temp. lol kay 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 My petty thing is, I really need to start using MultiQuote, but I always forget, how silly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 When your computer goes slow when you are in the middle of something! Why does it take so long for a Google search of "Megan Fox, naked"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 I know there's varying levels of freakazoids on here, but the people who don't put their eggs in the fridge take this to a whole new level. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Bah. The new guitar i ordered isnt in stock right now and they've said it wont be in stock for another 2-3 weeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 <br /><br /><br /> Why on earth wouldn't you want it doubled and an extra hash brown? Gaylord. I had already had 2 bacon rolls from Greggs!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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